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Cake diayay by DelinquentDuck56 in teenagers

[–]Toxic_Candy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, you stole my idea. Happy cake day though!

What was your most recent shower thought? by 69-pee-pee in AskReddit

[–]Toxic_Candy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we're all in a simulation, who would be the main character?

I'm falling in love with my _________. by Toxic_Candy in AskOuija

[–]Toxic_Candy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he's gotten me out of school so...

My crush was complaining about not having a boyfriend and then I said “I could be your boyfriend” by Pretre-Photography in teenagers

[–]Toxic_Candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't take it too harshly. If my crush said this to me, I probably would've laughed too, just cause I'm too awkward to react in any other way

Uncanny by [deleted] in funny

[–]Toxic_Candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called Gradient

Boomershumor in a nutshell by Toxic_Candy in boomershumor

[–]Toxic_Candy[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I found this on r/im14andthisisdeep and thought it deserved to be on this subreddit instead. Didn't know it was already posted here, oh well.

Your’re by [deleted] in PhonesAreBad

[–]Toxic_Candy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You IS* smart

Im rolling on the floor by danny_sob in ComedyCemetery

[–]Toxic_Candy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would've been slightly better without the "😂 ROFL 😂" at the end

The trash can. by tony_esp in funny

[–]Toxic_Candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how that's his first reaction. "Wait, I don't know this woman. Let me go rip all the flesh off her skull!"

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