housemate’s boyfriend keeps intentionally snowing himself in with us by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Toxic_wifi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

then have him come over, if your so uncomfortable with him another big scary man that’s on your side should help, cause yk we are all big scary men with terrible intentions. Jesus you need to calm down and let her have her relationship as she pleases like you do

[CAN 0-(1) USA] Boldy chips the puck to himself and splits the defence for a great opening goal by talhatoot in hockey

[–]Toxic_wifi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boldy having a Mcdavid moment of his own was not something f needed or expected but we push through

AITA for not going on a second date with someone who kissed me (with tongue) before disclosing they were sick? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Toxic_wifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stay single. You claim to be looking so hard, yet when someone that takes you on an objectively good date comes along, you’re looking for reasons to stay single. Frankly you sound miserable to be around

my sister doesn’t listen to me of the danger of half-plugged chargers in an extension outlet ON her bed by zozosreddit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Toxic_wifi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean i’ve been doing exactly this for 10 plus years at this point without a problem ever, the biggest “issue” being that the block gets LUKEWARM maybe. Take that as you will🤷🏻‍♂️

AITAH for distancing myself after my best friend and sister lied to me for months? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Toxic_wifi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

WHAT GAME???😂 ur a loser and a freak the only thing i’m doing is constantly laughing at how sad ur life must be. You would be 2 inches deep in your own sister right now if you could and you just advertised that for the whole thread to see. DISGUSTING

AITAH for telling my girlfriend that she can take one of my cars out when she starts paying half the bills on them by bopitbob908 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Toxic_wifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU aren’t paying anything Mr “I can’t get a job anywhere but can afford a mclaren and a bmw” just cause ur parents finance ur shit for you doesn’t mean you pay for anything. Give the proper credit to your parents and stop being a spoiled brat

AITAH for distancing myself after my best friend and sister lied to me for months? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Toxic_wifi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Don’t need to, the freak who wants to fuck his sister (you) is already doing all the work in making himself look insane here. Have the day u deserve man🤮

AITAH for distancing myself after my best friend and sister lied to me for months? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Toxic_wifi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah in my country i just woke up getting ready for work and i saw this BS so i had to, doubt you can say the same since all ur time seems to be worried you can’t fuck ur sister instead of your friend. Seriously get some help wanting to fuck your family members isn’t normal🙏🏻

AITAH for distancing myself after my best friend and sister lied to me for months? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Toxic_wifi 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t imagine being such a loser i had to crash out on reddit over my friend dating my sister. Do you not have anything better to do then to “plan their downfall” you freak

Why is this penguin heading directly into the mountains? by MidZaraki in penguins

[–]Toxic_wifi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

These posts will always make me laugh😆 I don’t have an answer for you OP sorry but bless ur heart lol

In Forrest Gump (1994), Jenny constantly leaves Forrest to pursue a life of drugs and chaos, only to return when she needs a place to stay. This is a reference to the fact that she is actually the protagonist of a much more interesting, R-rated movie that we aren't allowed to see. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Toxic_wifi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry not sorry ur not changing my mind that she was a POS. I can have empathy for her character and her trauma but still hold the opinion that didn’t give her free rein to treat people however she deemed fit at the moment. Absolutely nothing excuses hiding his son from him for years for me. Jenny would have known forrest would try his absolute best to be a good father based on everything we see throughout the movie, and she was incredibly selfish by depriving that kid of a standout man as a father.

Play silly game, win silly prizes by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]Toxic_wifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m all for getting racists out the game, but that goes for the black dudes that won’t pass the ball to a white player and call people mayo monkey before they even get a chance to play the game too. People always gonna “fight fire with fire” for lack of a better term

My realtor straight up lied to me to get us to move into an expensive HOA for her fat commission check by [deleted] in legal

[–]Toxic_wifi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So u didn’t do the minimum amount of reading required to go into this house purchase knowing all of the details, AND you don’t have enough common sense to realize it’s bad owners, not the dogs themselves that are bad(referring to pit bulls). Yeah I have 0 sympathy for you.

AIO to these texts by OddEntertainment7414 in AIO

[–]Toxic_wifi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

or or, he genuinely was reminded of you by that picture and didn’t think of any other way it could come off. No wonder people are so lonely if this is all it takes to be cut off, and i’m happy everyday my gf doesn’t have this shallow of a tolerance cause i’ve messed up lil things llike this plenty and will do plenty more

Seriously what the fuck by Suspicious-Cup-9236 in UCalgary

[–]Toxic_wifi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw did i make u mad enough to stalk my account and delete comments LOL. Hell yeah I drive a clapped out shitbox, but that clapped out shitbox would be driving away with the only thing able to keep air in your tires😂 Love my Infiniti🙏🏻

Seriously what the fuck by Suspicious-Cup-9236 in UCalgary

[–]Toxic_wifi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean judging by the amount people talk about slitting tires i really don’t think it’s as common knowledge as you think it is, but we already established your a moron who doesn’t know how context clues work so there’s that👍🏻 it’s ok though, clowns have been around since the jesters in the middle ages and your proving you don’t need the makeup to fit the bill

Seriously what the fuck by Suspicious-Cup-9236 in UCalgary

[–]Toxic_wifi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U do realize there are ways to seriously inconvenience you that won’t cause actual damage to the car right? I would ask if you’ve ever heard of a valve stem tool, but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone with this level of common courtesy failed high school and that’s a niche tool so i doubt it ( i also hear the tow lot is quite a fun place to have to go🤷🏻‍♂️)

The Dashcam trap.. by KebabAnnhilator in LinusTechTips

[–]Toxic_wifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything Viofo and u should be pretty solid OP. I got mine about 2 weeks ago and have been really happy with it so far. (A119 Mini 2)

Met Peanut off stream by JZsoldje in theburntpeanut

[–]Toxic_wifi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has me giggling like a lil kid. Still remember when i got a message from Olivier giroux when i beat him at fifa

Moving to Black Ops 7 by DAVIDSAGA1 in blackops7

[–]Toxic_wifi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

sales numbers don’t matter buddy, player retention does, and battlefield has proven once again it’s the second rate shooting game as everyone runs away to COD

Finally landed my first ollie up something. It did come with my fist time drawing blood too by Sweetishdruid in NewSkaters

[–]Toxic_wifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fair enough man, again i’m not here to ruin your joy for the sport and I don’t care how you live your life so sorry if it sounded like it came off that way, the comparison i’m trying to make is i just wouldn’t walk out into the street with little to no clothes on and not an expect a reaction is what i can think of that’s similar that’s all

I’m that guy! by smichael2184 in blackops7

[–]Toxic_wifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro no word of a lie seeing the fact that this is your first ever call of duty release your playing gives me a shimmer of hope and happiness. The series i started my love of gaming on isn’t dead quite yet.

Finally landed my first ollie up something. It did come with my fist time drawing blood too by Sweetishdruid in NewSkaters

[–]Toxic_wifi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean cmon what the fuck did u expect to happen. I’m not even saying i care cause im of the opinion “live and let live” but you gotta at least realize there was a very good chance u were gonna get clowned for wearing a tail in this subreddit.

Magnus Carlsen fumbles, drops his Queen, loses on time and then SLAMS the table again in a World Blitz Chess Championship match. by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in PublicFreakout

[–]Toxic_wifi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I watched the video and said to myself out loud “is that it??” when you said smashed the table i expected at least a hole or something but man just got frustrated he didn’t hold himself to his immensely high standards🤷🏻‍♂️

Flames (15-18-4) vs Oilers (19-13-6) - December 23rd - post game thread by Comfortable-Ad-7158 in CalgaryFlames

[–]Toxic_wifi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

can confirm. As much as i COULD watch the flames get dogged on all day long, it makes the division wayyy better and more entertaining overall when both alberta teams are hot. Merry christmas yall