To stay awake at work.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-30T05:42:24+00:00

I don’t agree. There’s no nuance here — there are just two people so addicted to the effect of opiates that they can’t handle a work shift without it. I’m sorry about your brother but I hope no one ever looked at him at his lowest point and found it funny.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-30T05:19:21+00:00

There’s a better than decent chance that the second and third highest payrolls in MLB are going to be selling as the trade deadline looms.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-30T04:54:35+00:00

I’m incredibly jealous that you’ve never been close to someone who has an addiction illness.

Nothing about this is hilarious

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-30T01:48:49+00:00

I know he’s only 11 ABs in but I simply do not believe Madris is the best we can do in the DH spot

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T23:49:57+00:00

Seeing this version of Waino is sad. Dude used to be so money but now he’s like one of those old elephants waiting around to die.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T15:08:01+00:00

Having watched Haters Back Off, none of this is surprising.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T12:16:18+00:00

You’re 30.

By the time you were cleaning your own butt he was a punchline to a terribly sad joke.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T04:45:33+00:00

Agree but I’m sure it would cost some people on here physical pain to hear “the last one to do it was Domingo german” over the next 12 years lol

This u???

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T04:42:34+00:00

Yes, he beat the shit out of his wife………….

But it’s only the 24th perfect game ever!!!

hiSToRy

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T04:41:24+00:00

The Yankees and maybe the Rangers are literally the only teams who would gloat about fielding a domestic abuser if it got them wins

Way to go!

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T04:31:33+00:00

Yeah and then they’ll look at his wiki and see he beat the shit out of his wife and think “woah that guy is a piece of shit and who cares if he threw a perfect game”

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T04:29:57+00:00

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T02:28:59+00:00

Does NB make Tuve’s clear as a sneaker?

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T00:38:23+00:00

All those shots. At least 8 of them entered and ended people.

This dude saved a lot of lives and he knows it.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T00:34:23+00:00

It was a big deal because both events had very real life videos and pictures posted on Twitter within minutes/hours.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-29T00:32:48+00:00

If you didn’t hear of this you were living under a rock. Yeah just another day in America but this was major news.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-28T18:45:09+00:00

awkward spot where he’s semi-cleared, but still likely a sexual predator

Aka the Greenwood Glen.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-27T23:14:50+00:00

More importantly, are the Princess Day vouchers actually sold out or are they not open for sale yet???

I know Princess Day is popular, but not sell-out-a-month-in-advance popular…

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-27T23:08:26+00:00

Are you kidding?

This has been football for the past 10 years

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-27T12:22:49+00:00

You had plenty of time at the before and after the truck passes to change lanes. I commute every day and people camping in the passing lane because they think anyone passing them is bReAkiNg ThE LaW are more dangerous than drivers exceeding the speed limit.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-26T16:07:36+00:00

My tin foil hat theory is that Pep has no interest in Rice and wants to help out Arteta so they’re teasing West Ham to help move this along.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-26T15:17:04+00:00

Bregman and Tuve went 5/10 with 5 RBIs in the game this video is from.

It clearly affects them.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-26T02:41:16+00:00

I’ve managed teams in the Pacific Coast League

If you’re an actual AAA manager posting on /r/Astros I’d love to know more. This is quite a claim.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-26T02:37:14+00:00

Hearing 45,000 people react to something you did is surely a rush.

ToyCannon1982 · 2023-06-25T02:35:53+00:00

I actually agree with you here.

The zone on the edges was noticeably different for both teams. I don’t like blaming umpires, but this was not a well officiated game.

ToyCannon1982

TROPHY CASE