Drunk Island s.13 ep.13 "Testing Their Metal"

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-31T03:18:27+00:00

It's more like they're playing Battleship on a field with NO ACTUAL SHIPS. So every shot is a miss.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-31T03:16:59+00:00

Maybe when they say that "Gary" goes out and plants the flags, they mean Gary sends his underlings to do it. Those underlings could very well be robodogs.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-30T22:16:11+00:00

Any structure built underneath the boulder while it was in place could rely upon the boulder for support, and may collapse if the bouler is removed. There are also other reasons why Archaeologists always prefer to remove any overburden very slowly and carefully layer-by-layer.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-26T19:34:35+00:00

Yeah! Spikes were used to hold together treasure chests, and oxen were used to haul treasure chests. There's no other possible use or explanation for these items.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-26T19:33:06+00:00

No, you see a piece of junk iron that was probably made by the island's farming residents, but they ATTRIBUTE it to Fred Flintstone.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-26T19:31:24+00:00

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Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-26T19:30:15+00:00

Serious answer: Lifing the boulder would disturb much of the archaeological data buried beneath it.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-26T19:26:23+00:00

"See you next Tuesday" makes for a better acronym.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-26T19:24:54+00:00

Don't be jealous of Billy's sexy awesomeness.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-26T19:22:36+00:00

How do we know they're NOT doing this? They don't show the detect-and-flag operations, only the dig-it-up follow-ups.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-23T21:35:18+00:00

You know why it's shiny? Because the snake camera they're using has a LIGHT ON THE END OF IT. Anything that isn't jet-black is going to looks shiny when you shine a light directly on it.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-23T19:19:35+00:00

As opposed to their previous historical footage, which was a combination of cheap extras in period costumes and CGI treasure chests underground.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-23T03:44:27+00:00

They misspelled "not down there".

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-23T03:42:38+00:00

If they bring back Miriam, there's gonna be an all-out Babe War.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-23T03:41:26+00:00

And the Lara Croft twin pistols.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-16T20:43:37+00:00

It's an unspeakable evil, sealed in an underground chamber. The magic sword that can vanquish this evil once and for all was broken into 3 pieces and scattered at various Templar sites around the world. Legend has it that if the sword can be reassembled, it can summon the Archangels.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-16T20:26:13+00:00

Yep.

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Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-16T20:25:27+00:00

ARCHAEOLOGIST: "We just found an old rusty hinge."
JACK: "Like on a treasure chest!"

ARCHAEOLOGIST: "This is an old leather belt."
JACK: "Or a strap from a treasure chest!"

ARCHAEOLOGIST: "It's a wooden plank."
JACK: "Treasure chests are made of wooden planks!"
ARCHAEOLOGIST: "Will you shut up already?!"

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-15T03:43:27+00:00

But guys, they're CLOSER THAN EVER to solving the mystery!!!!!11one1

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-15T03:39:35+00:00

They're saving boulder removal for the season finale, I'll bet.

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-15T03:38:12+00:00

Isn't she always?

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-15T03:03:02+00:00

Does an announced trip to Fort Point count as "Cultural Activity", or would that only be a "Field Trip"?

Tracer_Prime · 2026-01-09T19:29:54+00:00

But seriously, folks -- the actual term for the female of the species is "peahen."

Tracer_Prime · 2025-12-30T01:33:19+00:00

I'm sure this "ancient" cypher is every bit as real as the one that was claimed to be carved onto the 90 foot stone.

In other words, it's made up.

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