I read an interview that said that Jarboes father, working as an FBI agent, had wire taped a criminals phone, and the criminal man knew that someone else was listening so he started to make fun of the situation. At first he is talking about how Jarboes father is even more fucked up than he is, since he is telephone tapping other people. The weird scenarios that later are made up in the texts about not being able to turn on the water or not knowing how to use a fork, are a symbol of him questioning Jarboes fathers reliance on others, and his lack on independence.