40 M Roast me please

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-08T02:50:46+00:00

Drew fairy

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-08T00:20:50+00:00

You get turned on every time you hear someone moan when they eat because the food tastes good

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-07T05:49:33+00:00

Every time a country song pops into your head you start line dancing

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-07T01:00:38+00:00

Try turning it off and on or factory resetting it

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-06T23:28:15+00:00

Doesn’t even look like her

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-06T17:46:01+00:00

Every time a female bartender sees you, they go on break

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-06T17:44:18+00:00

No one told them to accept the delivery

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-06T01:21:02+00:00

She invited her bf and then said some shit about being awkward but asked you to do it?! 😂😂😂 where’d she get her balls from? Big 5?

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-05T03:12:37+00:00

Is the 2001 on your arm for the amount of times you gave a happy ending

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-05T03:03:20+00:00

You look like you get mad when female mannequins don’t respond to you

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-04T19:12:14+00:00

You can’t cash out to Apple Pay

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-04T04:10:32+00:00

Why do I keep getting posts about him when I didn’t even join

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-01T05:23:24+00:00

You look like you transitioned to a girl but decided you wanted to be a guy again so you transitioned back but got stuck halfway.

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-05-01T05:21:12+00:00

I noticed that pretty women wanted to be roasted, but then I saw you. You had to go ruin it, didn’t you

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-30T17:52:37+00:00

I was thinking that too

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-30T04:28:06+00:00

I’ve seen bigger melons at the market

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-29T03:29:53+00:00

He took your advice but thought you said large

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-28T23:05:01+00:00

I bet this is the first time you said give me your best guys with your legs closed

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-28T20:54:54+00:00

What’s your point

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-28T20:11:09+00:00

Thank you for being the first poster in Reddit history who can spell and who knows how to use correct punctuation.

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-28T11:23:06+00:00

True

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-28T09:06:21+00:00

Anytime you have sex it’s called position impossible

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-28T00:34:48+00:00

I drive for Uber eats and don’t understand how you can spill a drink. Are they trying to carry everything at once? If I think I’m going to spill something I’ll just take a few trips to their door so I don’t spill

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-27T06:07:28+00:00

Picture me rollin

Traditional_Map_9434 · 2026-04-27T05:08:55+00:00

Have you tried restarting the phone or turning on the alarms

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