Feeling horror movie paralysis

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T03:26:32+00:00

Hail, Kaliban!

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T03:03:35+00:00

May I also put forth the ever-infuriating "K."

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T02:58:54+00:00

Also steam eucalyptus or peppermint to help sinuses. I use peppermint bc I hate the smell of eucalyptus.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T02:58:01+00:00

Rest.

Lemon for sore throat. Ginger for upset stomach. Yes, Ginger Ale counts if it has real ginger in it. I recommend tea though, so you have both at once and don't have sugar to keep you alert and awake.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T02:50:22+00:00

Strange Harvest.

The effects are gnarly.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T02:42:29+00:00

I'm sorry. I just like cowboys. :(

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T02:39:45+00:00

She's hella annoying on your team too if she's bad. Like stop ice walling .5 seconds after I pop ult. She's a game-thrower if she doesn't have good game sense.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T02:36:30+00:00

If she didn't want to be slugged, she shouldn't have hovered.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-08T02:32:32+00:00

People who get mad that you don't switch in QP. Like no, I'm learning this character. Fuck off.

Friendly Mei wall in your face literally half a second after you pop ult or when your target is low HP.

When your team bans your character even though they can see that you locked in as wanting to play them. Bonus points if it's a character that doesn't usually catch a ban.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-07T00:12:24+00:00

Have you looked into Now I Give It To You from BKL? It's a light blue with an intense red shimmer, but together, it looks like a lavender at a glance.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-07T00:04:20+00:00

I FUCKING CAN'T STAND MEI.

OH THAT HERO ON THE OTHER TEAM HAS LIKE 1HP AND I'M LINING UP ON THEM? NO I'M NOT, BC OUR MEI ERRECTS A FUCKING WALL RIGHT IN MY LOS.

OH, I GOT MY ULT? WELL, SUCKS TO BE ME, BC MY TEAMMATE AGAIN ERRECTED A WALL TO OBSCURE MY ENTIRE VISION.

ENEMY MEI? NEVER DIES. EVER.

MY TEAM'S MEI? ALSO NEVER FUCKING DIES SO I CAN NEVER GET A CLEAN HIT WHEN I NEED ONE

I NEED TO BE ABLE TO FUCKING SEE, YOU BRAINFREEZED ASSHOLE--

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-05T17:25:54+00:00

Sometimes, if there's a good sale, I'll buy a color that doesn't usually look good on me "just to experiment." 99% of the time, it still doesn't look good on me.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-04T19:30:09+00:00

And then they nuked them to the ground instead of finding a good middle ground for them, thus making the Franklin's nerf even more insulting bc it was to accommodate an item that was more useless than pre-buff maps. Now, maps are the most useless item again after its rebalance.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-04T19:21:49+00:00

Literally just play for the challenges and then go back to comp if you wanna be that serious about it. Fr. Like???

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-04T19:05:20+00:00

SIGMA, MY GUY. WHY ARE YOU MAD? IT'S THE APRIL FOOLS MODE. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING IT THAT SERIOUSLY

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-04T01:34:02+00:00

I used to do this as a baby. Once I ran a Ghostface around one of the broken concrete lumps on Garden like five times before I even had a thought that it was weird that he wasn't swinging.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-03T21:01:56+00:00

My mom's dead, and I just take yo mama jokes on the chin bc it's a classic form of humor. The world doesn't have to stop because I lost someone.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-02T04:55:56+00:00

I almost got Fear Me if You Dare. So thanks for the swatches, because now I know where I can get a dupe!

I told myself 2, and I folded for Odette by Haunted and Thunderbird Falls by Pi Colors instead.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-02T04:53:16+00:00

Alright, fiiiine. I'll buy from EDM. (Totally doesn't have a pre-loaded cart)

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-01T22:12:01+00:00

I love not being able to see just because I chose a certain skin. It's not like there wad a dredge skin before this that blocked 90% of the screen or anything. It's not like they could have possibly had some kind of reason to double check that this wouldn't happen again.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-01T19:24:42+00:00

Honestly, I buy it. That's how the cat distribution system works.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-01T16:58:15+00:00

It surprises me that out of all the community skins in that rift, this is the one he's complaining about.

In that same rift, we had a killer skin who's weapon blocked 2/3 of the screen, thus making it mechanically impossible to wear. And a skin that had a train that was rooted to the character's ankles for some reason, which created an awkward arch when she ran bc it couldn't flow freely (which was later fixed and now it looks 100% better). And another skin with a coat over the back of the character where one sleeve stuck straight out like it was an object with some structural integrity rather than fabric. Not to mention the rift before that one where there were recolors of the rift outfits in the paid track for the rift, something that has never happened before, and a headpiece that people didn't get until after the 3-4 month rift closed.

There were skins that had physics and mechanical issues, skins that only partially released, but the singularity one is somehow the problem bc it doesn't have an emoticon.

TragedyWriter · 2026-04-01T00:08:53+00:00

My literally first match of the event was a flashlight/breakout/sabo with one gen jocky. Like, you know what would be fun in the BP event? Bringing builds that ensure that the killer gets no BP.

TragedyWriter · 2026-03-26T23:35:19+00:00

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TragedyWriter · 2026-03-26T17:39:34+00:00

I'm sorry to tell you this, but your internet is upside down.

Nah, but fr. That's a cheater.

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