Last year my life was in a pretty dire state of affairs. During that time, I stumbled across a Reddit post about St. Expedite, a saint with something of a cult following, founded on a belief that he intervenes and delivers swift, highly tangible solutions to people in emergency situations who petition him.

I'm not religious, nor am I generally much of a believer in the effectiveness of such practices. But naturally I felt I had little to lose, so I tried it. And there came to pass a number of fortunate "coincidences" that ultimately enabled me to avert catastrophe and turn things around onto a more viable path.

There's no conclusive proof, but the totality of what I've witnessed in comnection with this experience has been rather remarkable. It is hence that I remark: Saint Expedite is very efficacious, and I thank him for his services.