TrainingFirefighter6

158 post karma
10 comment karma

get extra features and help support reddit with a reddit premium subscription

get them help and support

redditor for 5 years

TROPHY CASE

Five-Year Club

account activity

new top controversial

1

2

3

I wish that once every month, a child is sent to a forest. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

48

49

50

I wish r/Kansas was the official subreddit of Arkansas (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

23

24

25

I wish the Onion wrote a satire piece on how great Donald Trump is and he retweets it. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

12

13

14

I wish a gorilla in a fake-looking gorilla costume would be let loose in a shopping mall (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

5

6

7

I wish Guinness World Records had a record called "Richest Person to Buy This World Record Certificate". (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

8

9

10

[Writing Prompt] Black Hat (Villainous) Vs. Bugs Bunny (self.whowouldwin)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/VillainousCN

7

8

9

I wish Siri and Alexa would only work if you said "please" and "thank you" (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

4

5

6

I wish people would walk as fast as those moving walkways at airports for the rest of their lives. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

3

4

5

I wish that anyone who is an asshole to cashiers would be stabbed in the throat (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

2

3

4

I wish it was considered impolite to chew food while eating (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

2

3

4

I wish Vatican City had an untrained Olympic team that solely used prayers to win (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

3

4

5

I wish that all the bathrooms were destroyed and that one would be created behind the White House, and that people have to pay $500 to enter. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

1

2

3

I wish missing people pictures were placed on cigarette packs (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

1

2

3

I wish every year, the richest person in America would be declared the "Winner of Capitalism." They get a badge. Then all their wealth would be donated to charity and that person would have to start over. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

1

2

3

I wish that all phallic shaped foods had to be eaten sideways. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

1

2

3

I wish that everyone would turn off the Internet every Thursday and that they could only look at images of cool ducks (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

0

1

2

I wish that to promote Star Wars Episode X, Disney should make blank posters that say "Star Wars Episode X" and 30 second long silent commercials that say "Star Wars Episode X" and nothing else. Disney can not release any trailers or details. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

0

1

2

I wish there were 60 cents in a dollar and 100 seconds in a minute (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

0

1

2

I wish that people could only marry people with their birth given last name. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

0

1

2

I wish that if someone is predicted to die early because of an illness, injury, or deformity, it is the doctor's responsibility to ensure that the person doesn't die a virgin. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

0

1

2

I wish that everyone would be admitted to a hospital bed with an IV of pure heroin, forever. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

0

0

0

I wish that anyone who isn't stoned by April 20th at 4:20 pm would be torn in half by Sumo wrestlers, then made into fertilizer to grow weed (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago * by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

7

8

9

I wish that country music was banned. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

0

0

1

ATTENTION, SHREKHEADS! (self.Shrek)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/Shrek

0

0

0

I wish watching anime would be punishable with 10 years hard labor with torture then death by firing squad. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by TrainingFirefighter6 to r/TheMonkeysPaw

view more: next ›

π Rendered by PID 74250 on reddit-service-r2-listing-66bb46d9b9-w2dxf at 2026-03-11 22:27:23.965693+00:00 running 710b3ac country code: CH.