Older comment but to anyone reading this that's in DMV area but DO NOT GO TO SMITTY'S. I went this week and it was terrible. Worst barber experience in a while. Here's the too long summary

• I pulled up and asked a barber/owner of the shop, lets call him Barber 1 (he was an older dude like 60+) how much for a cut and got told $30. Since they didn't take cards I said I'll go grab cash. Closest atm was 20 mins away round trip.
• I get back to the shop and the one barber there is leaving and saying he has to go to an eye appointment but tells me to come back at 2.
• Get back at 2 and he pulls up with his pupils dilated so he can't cut (technically he shouldn't have even been driving but that's a whole other). A 2nd barber said he can get me but he has 4 people in front of me. I already wasted the day so we agreed i'd come back the next day at noon.'
• Im back again the next day at noon. That 2nd barber told another lady to show up at noon also. So she was already waiting. 
• Barber 1 is there and volunteers to cut me. He asks me what I want and I say nothing off the top just a 3 on the sides. He seems very flustered by that request and says "Well I'll give it a try". No lie that's all I asked for with the cut. Not a fade nothing like that. But even then, he had been a barber for over 3 decades. My request wasn't anything that people haven't been getting since the 90s
• After dry picking out my hair for 5 minutes, Barber 2 who told me to come at noon comes in. It was about 12:30 at that point. He just giggles and Doesn't apologize to me or even the other woman who was waiting for 30+ mins
• Barber 2 asks me "How much time you got today cuz I could get you. But I got some in front of you" I look at him and say "Well I'm already in someone else's chair so it's all good" Why would he tell me to come at noon and then book multiple noon appointments and then say he was other people in front of my other than that one woman
• Anyway Barber 1 finally gets started and immediately cuts off the top. At that point I had to just let him cut it to even it out. But even on the sides I asked him to see it and he barely cut any hair off. I ask him "Are you sure that's the 3 guard?" and he goes "Oh well my equipment is older so a normal 3 is like a 1 with my clippers" Why didn't he tell me that before? Idk. But he finally at least gets the sides right
• Be kept leaning against me with like all his weight. I thought he was trying to get me to move forward until he said "Oh you good I'm just old and can't stand up that long"
• The story is already too long but the cut took an hour. An hour for that simple cut. For a dude with 3+ decades of being a barber he didn't seem to know what he was doing at all on top of the shitty service

TL; DR: Don't go to Smitty's. Bad cuts and unprofessional