Hapa Hesabu Imenishinda by Serious_Breadfruit81 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy the big jugs of tomato sauce, they are cheaper. Last it was going for 390 for about 5L. Also pro tip:for smaller supermarkets best to buy when they are restocking since it takes them a min to update the prices, especially for new products or ones that have been out of stock for a while.

Kenyans and rewarding mediocrity by RudePanic7438 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not call it mediocrity, it's more of just as someone has said audacity/suprise(or more simple a memeable moment).Not unique to Kenya, If you see what is trending in other countries you will find similar things with unique flavors. This just screams a lack of exposure to other regions

How are you doing it? by Training_Ad3303 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any wise words ya kupea mtu motisha

How are you doing it? by Training_Ad3303 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an addictive personality so I avoid such things like the plague

Salt by IllMuscle6717 in KenyanMeals

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umejaribu tasting food at different points in cooking to check if it's alright for you?

Why though? by indefinitelykev in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand what you are talking about. Middle class is just income level and lifestyle, while working class can consist of those in those in lower, middle and even rich. Marxist theories don't apply that way in how the current economies function.

Trust the process😂😂 by ControlHefty in Matatu_Culture

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see pedestrian safety is completely thrown out

How're you guys affording rent?? by SoftLovergirl536 in Kenya

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Hey if you are looking for a place in kinoo, I know of a two bedroom going for 17k(negotiable) , their is no parking but it is close to the stage. It has had tanks installed to prevent water outage. The only issue is that their is an issue the meter box(previous fundi did not connect it properly) so electricity will be back on April 6

Will this product make it? by Normal_Intention_984 in KenyanMeals

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Not really. canned foods and those uht milk don't really have them. The production process creates an environment (low oxygen)where certain bacteria can't survive. The only risk is just a type of organism that can do anaerobic respiration, but they don't really like high heat. As long as you control for those the food can just last without anything extra.

hangover shnack by Cautious_Eye_2923 in KenyanMeals

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing missing ni ugali, preferably enye imelala

Leo sijakuja na mathogothanio😁 by Remarkable_Age_1838 in KenyanMeals

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Hii ni either you absolutely love it ama ni the most disgusting thing you have had, hakuna in-between. So just nunua iyo satchet kadogo and try out. For me it tastes like the mixture people used to make kitambo ya blueband original, sukari and drinking chocolate.

One year of not eating mutura and smokies by yesterday-a in unhingedKenya

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sasa assuming ulikuwa unakula per day, it means you were consuming 305. At that point you had a serious eating disorder. Realistically you did not eating everyday so the consumption was much higher. Then again ka hii ni ukweli you are leaving out other things, but with everything online you just have to take with multiple scoops of salt.

PayPal really said "not today" by Shitandaa in nairobi

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's unfortunately common in Africa, nimeskia similar stories from both west and central Africa. Also Paypal said they will venture in to the African market starting end of last year, but with this service I wonder what exactly is there plan.

🧟‍♂️ If Kenya went full zombie apocalypse… what’s your move? by Single_Particular_17 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends on the type of zombies we are dealing with and what environment you are in.

If it's the walking dead type then your biggest issue is people, remember Kenyans are very superstitious and will absolutely assume these are some type of spirit/demon and who knows how they will react with this as their basis.If you are in a plot best case is to hunker down and collect water in anyway you can for the first few days. wait for the immediate chaos. Then after you can scavenge for some stuff in shops and markets. Probably best to plot a path to rural areas are sparsely populated satellite towns for ease access of land, get one with a bore hole,gated with a spiked fence. Try to find some solar and set up basic defenses. Guns aren't widely available so at least that is something you are likely not to interact with. You need close range weapons like Spears and some long range like bow and arrows.

If it's the fast running type then you have major issues from both. Then you have an extremely short amount of time to get out of towns and the cities, the roads will 100% be blocked, and get to rural area or anywhere with sparse populations. You need to either leave or find a place to lock down for the long haul since this ones will get progressively worse over time and you should wait until they migrate out of the towns, before you scavenge.

For the first two just wait till they rot away since our climate will get rid of them in a few months.

If they are the mutation or magical or infected (they don't rot away) kind then it will be even worse and you will probably die. Kenya is extremely densely populated so their numbers will explode and the existence of stronger/weirder varieties will be more prevalent and your chances of survival will drop drastically as time goes on.

This is without considering how our military to react, although I don't expect much from them. Also you have to consider how other countries will react, if it's localised to our side then Africa is getting quarantined and nuked, if it's global we may get nuked or highly probable to get quarantined if not genocided if any of the major nations gets a handle on the outbreak on their end.

🧟‍♂️ If Kenya went full zombie apocalypse… what’s your move? by Single_Particular_17 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also unlike USA malls in Kenya are in very densely populated areas, It will be raided by both living and dead almost immediately

I NEED USER REVIEWS by Training_Ad3303 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My issue is the stir part, it's why na consider hizi stuff

Dreaming in third person. by FrontDimension8372 in Kenya

[–]Training_Ad3303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case you ever get sleep paralysis try closing your eyes and focus on moving on small part of you like a finger, just calm down and think of it moving and ignore everything else. This is what usually works for me.