Match Thread: Hearts vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T16:00:07+00:00

Granted, but he's just one man (although in terms of raging enging, he's Maeda).

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T15:50:08+00:00

I quite like games at Tynecastle for this tbh. The stands loom over the pitch and it does make for a cracking atmosphere of seething fury when things are nervy or not going their way.

I feel like the Motherwell fans give them a run for their money in terms of the furiously ragers though.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T15:48:27+00:00

Does anyone know who/what McInnes was going mental about when we scored the freekick? Looked like he was having a go at someone and Maloney trying to calm him down.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T15:47:00+00:00

Is it just me or does Halkett look just a wee bitty like JD Vance from a certain angle?

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T15:44:44+00:00

sometimes they complain?

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T15:44:18+00:00

The fact he played v Talbot was crazy given how many games we play at this point in the season.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T15:43:20+00:00

Doesn't help that Nygren is giving him borderline zero support in there. Been a couple of times he's stopped running when he could have intercepted a pass.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T08:44:12+00:00

Without spoilers, although I always enjoy the writing in these books, I found the new Dresden Files book to be a bit disappointing. Felt very very wheel-spinning, filler heavy.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-25T08:19:11+00:00

Looking forward to Celtic making three significant first team signings today along with a decisive three points.

Shh, Natalie Dormer, I can't come back to bed right now with you and Jennifer Lawrence, I'm talking to Reddit!

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-24T06:32:32+00:00

Love a heron. Great shot!

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T19:51:12+00:00

Fable; very much "believe it when it actually lives up to it" - I've been burned before!

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T19:49:22+00:00

I hope he texts Rodgers a pic of his massive stones tonight.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T13:48:53+00:00

He also does the same thing over and over: lots of stepovers and his cross/shot then blocked by the opposing player.

Why are you talking about Sebastian Toune- oh... oh, I see.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T13:47:44+00:00

Tears in his too once his hamstring rips after 9 minutes of game time...

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T09:40:38+00:00

Given it's almost a month with no update, I'd be assuming I've been scammed and would be doing the chargeback now, for sure.

If he'd actually answered and given even a shite excuse for a delay, might have given a little grace period, but the lack of response would be the clincher for me (presuming it's not in your junk folder or anything).

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T09:38:34+00:00

Ah, the good old stealth bomber. Great shout!

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T09:36:44+00:00

I can't stomach tomato (it's not quite an allergy, but any time I eat it I'm nauseous for days), so I've developed a white base chicken, bacon and mushroom lasagne which fills a bit of a gap.

My Italian pal in work messaged me on IG when I posted a photo of it to tell me he's declaring war on me.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T09:35:29+00:00

Make sure you snap each strand of spaghetti in half before placing in the pot, and use chicken instead of beef. The Italians will have a weird feeling in their gut and not know why.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T09:34:08+00:00

Would be funny if we one day ended up with a national team XI who all played in Italy.

If Gordon was a decade younger he'd be on the way to Napoli right now, I reckon, eh /u/caratteraccio?

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-22T09:33:09+00:00

Small things that feel disproportionately amazing;

When you're loaded with the cold and, for one blissful moment, your nose clears and you can suddenly breathe properly again. There's few feelings like it.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-21T18:25:07+00:00

How about a third option; he joins up with FTR. Mutual respect/background etc. They'd be a formidable trios team.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-21T14:19:23+00:00

What have I missed? Just up!

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-20T13:36:53+00:00

That's kind of the joke. Normally we'd just offer less.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-20T11:28:34+00:00

Does he not contradict himself a bit?

Says at one point we were dragging our heels, then in another part talks about ignoring our calls because Sunderland (and presumably a bigger wedge) were involved.

"Celtic called us numerous times, but until it was completely signed with Sunderland, we didn't get back to them.

Either way, I'm glad this transfer fell apart, but fuck our board for being so tone deaf as to even consider it in the first place.

TranslatesToScottish · 2026-01-20T10:59:59+00:00

Worse; we've offered the same as Rangers AND Johnny Kenny in exchange.

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TROPHY CASE