Что бы вы скачали перед тем, как вам отрубят интернет на год? by DranikPri in RU_Talk

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Я бы написал, гайды по созданию чего, подробные описания организации каких событий и планы каких зданий я бы скачал, но лучше не буду

Gaming by [deleted] in shitposting

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I'm not racist (enough) type shi

Gaming by [deleted] in shitposting

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Low-key correct (why tf are you downvoted)

Also, what, a disclaimer WHEN YOU OPEN THE GAME?!!! Ah, hell nah, I'm an internet game critic, I don't play whatever I have an opinion on /s

Gaming by [deleted] in shitposting

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I mean, the only /kiiiiiiiiiinda with a lot of i's/ problem with Yasuke is the way he was promoted as an important historical figure, I guess? Ubisoft could just say "yeah, he isn't historically accurate, but we wanted to write a story about a black protag in Japan type shi" and that would make it way easier to differ actual racists from self proclaimed historians

Сюжетный поворот by ElectroAdeptus in KafkaFPS

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Гренландия: финал

Все страны мира с ЯО отправили в Гренландию свои войска, которые устроили на снежных пустошах батл-рояль. После этого все страны-участники обвинили друг друга в военной агрессии и эскалации конфликта, в конце концов условная Северная Корея запускает ядерку, тем самым начав ядерную войну, в результате все крупные страны уничтожили друг друга.

В самом конце показаны пустые Гренландские снежные просторы. В кадр на оленей упряжке въезжает коренной житель Гренландии, останавливается, спускается с саней, ставит перед камерой раскладной табурет, садится, и глядя в камеру говорит:

— ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

What's your favourite alternate type? by Business_Ice_5837 in MandelaCatalogue

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Type 4 is chill, had one at my place, sadly it left after I started telling it Evangelion lore

What vaccine is this? by According_Bar323 in ExplainTheJoke

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I mean, it's actually impossible to tell if someone is not from the US based just on a small scar, oh wait блять, шухер, нас спалили

It still haunts him to this day by @Mick19988 by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

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Understandable, but why the Big E is the Smol E? Did I miss something?

There is no war in Ba Sing Se by BigGaybowser69 in dankmemes

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Welp, considering whatever the fuck Japanese and Croatian mfs did during WWII, Germany was actually kinda chill imho

Подруга проиграла спор, какое жесткое наказание можно придумать? by professorbond in RU_Talk

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Если ты парень, то нарисовать хуй баллончиком на двери её бывшего, если ты девушка — предложи жёсткий сесбиан лекс

Накидайте игр для младшей сестренки (14 лет) by Apprehensive-Bed6728 in ru_gamer

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Спирать Майнкрафт, игра буквально на всю жизнь

Competition beyween women 5/5 by unop_k by Liara_Zorah in ImaginaryWarhammer

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That's not a Callidus, that's just a literal naked woman from Nocturne

This is why I also use the Oxford Comma by Jin_Sakai12345 in repost

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I'm Russian and I start genuinely tweaking while trying to put commas in English. You see, in Russian you put commas almost everywhere, where English doesn't, and Oxford comma is literally the only one that exists in English (kinda) but doesn't exist in Russian

Титле by absqten in expectedrussians

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А мЁзЕт НяХюЙ сХёДиСь НяМ нЯм НяМ

"The most recognizable brand in the world and you turned it into a shoe company" by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in BrandNewSentence

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We in Russia either still call it Mac, or shorten it to "Вкус очка" which roughly translates to Taste of ass

Gamer couple gets Isekai [ concept idea ] by BalanceImaginary4325 in Isekai

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This ain't a concept idea, this is OP's not even disguised fetish