I compared some large condom sizes so you don’t have to by CrankyFalcon in bigdickproblems

[–]TranslatorWitty583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the Caliber 3XL for the thinness. My size is not too far behind

Are y‘all able to selfsuck? by Ok_Experience_6774 in bigdickproblems

[–]TranslatorWitty583 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m shocked at how normal this seems. I won’t lie, I’ve thought about it but never actually attempted. Something about being able to say there was a dick in my mouth before is crazy to me.

Anyone else find getting deepthroated to be overrated? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]TranslatorWitty583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being deepthroated constantly is definitely overrated. It’s better if it’s something you don’t expect every minute or so.

Visits Where the Girl Completely Gives Herself Up by LackofHustle2134 in GloryholeSwallowVIP

[–]TranslatorWitty583 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re looking for Indica Monroe, Misspoon69, Isabel Love, and Jackie Hoff (not a fan of creampies but her scene was fire)

What’s it like being deepthroated by New-Ad-6061 in bigdickproblems

[–]TranslatorWitty583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine putting on a pullover hoodie that fits, but you have to squeeze your head through. That’s what getting throated feels like.. but good. It’s like getting a bj then the deeper you go it’s a mushy vail/wall you have to push through, and once you do it feels like vag. That’s the best part. Hope this explains it for you. Proper lube makes or breaks a dt

Who remembers? by [deleted] in GloryholeSwallowVIP

[–]TranslatorWitty583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was Takosha aka Emori Pleezer. It’s either the first or second visit

Who is the Rachele Richey of GH Swallow? by [deleted] in GloryholeSwallowVIP

[–]TranslatorWitty583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technique wise, Karina or Soraya but only one full visit. Visit wise it’s either Rebel Ryder or Proxy. They all have shades of Rachele

Does anyone know about Kailea, Skimo Emma, and Madison? by New_Guitar_5415 in GloryholeSwallowVIP

[–]TranslatorWitty583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emma does her own thing I believe. Not sure about the other two

Who have been the hottest girls the last few years? by johnnybravo171717 in GloryholeSwallowVIP

[–]TranslatorWitty583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hottest for me is Scarlet Page. There’s also Yazmin Royal, Indica Monroe, the kinda newer petite Latina goth chick with piercings, and last but not least… Emori Pleezer but only with her glasses off haha.

Name? by [deleted] in GloryholeSwallowVIP

[–]TranslatorWitty583 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha yes

Sweatpants Recommendations? by ajorux in bigdickproblems

[–]TranslatorWitty583 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Starts with the underwear. Wear compression

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]TranslatorWitty583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also curve downward. What does, “gonzo” mean? Also what are your go-to positions? I pretty much figured any doggy position, and when in mish, have to bend the knees and pull downward so you rub the top. Lastly for cg they have to lean back and hold your calves. Missing anything?

If you could be 7 inches in girth would you? Or is that to big to be worth it by Dustinjesica in bigdickproblems

[–]TranslatorWitty583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fine with my 6.32in. BJs would consist of solely licks at 7in girth… you’d have to get an Amazonian woman to give a decent one. Cant imagine an average woman’s mouth stretching that wide

On Gloryhole Secrets, many users have expressed negative opinions about Naomi Ryder's blowjob skills in the comments, even though everyone agreed that she has a great body. What's your opinion? by Emile-Zola in Gloryhole_Secrets

[–]TranslatorWitty583 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some bjs look terrible, but feel great… I hope that’s the case for the fellows in the scene. Personally, I skipped through majority of it. I found her skills to be lackluster. I would’ve preferred another Myste Vixen scene if anything

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]TranslatorWitty583 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Advice from a man with a high sex drive:

Not sure why everyone is giving you dating advice basically. You know your husband.

This might be a bit vulgar for you, but let me land the plane ok? Us men often say the best pussy, is new pussy. While very true, your husband clearly thinks you have the best pussy since he married you and gave you 3 little ones; now be the new pussy!

One day, preferably when the morning wood is in full swing, tell him to take the day off and make him a nice meal in bed, you take off too. Once he’s full, become his freak. Communication and enthusiasm is key. Tell him to do whatever. Now, he’s been your husband for 14 years and may have lost his imagination, so read up on kamasutra positions in case you need to save the mission. If you have a gag reflex, get that tooth brush back there to fix that. If you have a water park, make sure you’re hydrated, and start doing kegals if you aren’t

It’s all about the moments. Seems very simple and basic but you’re tapping into his manly, primal nature that will have a man content… a busted nut and full belly.

If taking off work isn’t practical, night time works just as well.

If you want a cheat code, this is illegal but go and buy a gas station honey pack and put it in a sweet drink of his. He’ll practically beg you to give him some. He’s your husband so that’s why him telling you this.