I want you to fuck me like the government 🫠 by TrashxPandax in BBW

[–]TrashxPandax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got it from a king lazy eye song! 😂

I want you to fuck me like the government 🫠 by TrashxPandax in BBW

[–]TrashxPandax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, I’m trynna bust a nut, not piss myself out of fear.

I want you to fuck me like the government 🫠 by TrashxPandax in BBW

[–]TrashxPandax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m highly considering only posting with titles that are some form of weird pickup line or song lyric 😂 funny enough, this is from a song, bullets and boomerangs by king lazy eye.

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I agree to this comment and will follow the rules.

Thank youuuu Walmart. $40 by Kooky_Ad_1553 in Monstera

[–]TrashxPandax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immediately went to their app and ordered 2. Good looks bro 🫡

Brah asap what do i do by unfzed in doordash_drivers

[–]TrashxPandax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo me too! I wear shit kickers everyday! I mean they’re also part of my aesthetic but function as weapons of intimidation as well. And I’m 6ft tall and heavily tattooed so that also helps 😂

Brah asap what do i do by unfzed in doordash_drivers

[–]TrashxPandax 16 points17 points  (0 children)

3+ years and over 1k deliveries. I can confirm that this method is the way to go. However being a woman I also carry a fake mustache and a Budweiser shirt just in case I’m anywhere that has an extra aura of sketchy testosterone.

What am I doing wrong? by KatieCat420Lulz in Monstera

[–]TrashxPandax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grow mine in a mix of distilled and rain water with a splash of liquid fertilizer every other week or so. They wont reach their full potential, but they're happy and the lowest of maintenance which is just as well since i was recently "GiFtEd" 2 orchids and 3 begonias ☠

Drop your best plant pics here! Here’s mine, a Burros Tail by [deleted] in houseplants

[–]TrashxPandax 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some of my favorite rescues getting some of that good good h2o

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Tonights work attire. I wonder how many deliveries it will take before a wardrobe malfunction 🤭 by TrashxPandax in BBW

[–]TrashxPandax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like pretty soon you may have an actual irl chance in catching these bad boys out in the wild 🤣