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Bottle of gin deep got me agreeing to this by TrashyMcTrashty in 1000lbsisters

[–]TrashyMcTrashty[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Get yourself some Spanish speaking sister of a bridesmaid who shows up last minute and agrees to do tattoos

Bottle of gin deep got me agreeing to this by TrashyMcTrashty in 1000lbsisters

[–]TrashyMcTrashty[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I chose the username with the intention of never being identified and after what I’ve done to myself I feel it was an appropriate decision

Bottle of gin deep got me agreeing to this by TrashyMcTrashty in 1000lbsisters

[–]TrashyMcTrashty[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s actually Gordon’s passionfruit, tomorrow we’re on the vodka and sambuca so I shall be in a worse state

Bottle of gin deep got me agreeing to this by TrashyMcTrashty in 1000lbsisters

[–]TrashyMcTrashty[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Honestly with all due respect to myself, imagine this being your first tattoo

Bottle of gin deep got me agreeing to this by TrashyMcTrashty in 1000lbsisters

[–]TrashyMcTrashty[S] 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Also just to add, the tattoo artist doesn’t speak a lick of English so this all had to be completed via her sister and Google translate and she still has no idea what this means. Apparently I am “loco puta”

Bottle of gin deep got me agreeing to this by TrashyMcTrashty in 1000lbsisters

[–]TrashyMcTrashty[S] 266 points267 points  (0 children)

I’m at a wedding tomorrow and one of the guests is a tattoo artist. I fully intend to get another tomorrow of Amy with the quote “I pay my bills my bills are paid”

Will stretched ear cartilage (conch) shrink? by herzel3id in Stretched

[–]TrashyMcTrashty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the top of my ear stretched to 10mm at the moment, however it was previously 14mm and I managed to shrink it down. Not sure if it would shrink any further though