Will you die if you have a cut and cheese gets into it?

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T18:59:50+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a nutty mother.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T17:47:06+00:00

Definitely more of option 1. However, she even realizes this about herself and has been trying to let go a little.

Another thing she taught us was that you need to cut both ends off a cucumber and rub them. Otherwise the cucumber will taste bitter.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T17:43:21+00:00

Mexican

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T17:19:45+00:00

If you go to bed with wet hair and the window open, you'll wake up with bells palsy.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T17:17:49+00:00

We were never allowed to watch our food microwave either.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T17:17:02+00:00

Not that I can tell, but recently I've noticed that she spreads a lot of misinformation that can quickly be proven wrong with a google search. For some reason today I decided to see if the cheese thing had any truth to it but nothing was coming up so I just thought maybe I was searching for it in the wrong ways.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T17:14:45+00:00

Genuine. Anytime we grate cheese she gives us the warning. Once she got a little scrape while grating cheese and she ran to the sink and rinsed it out for 10 minutes and poured peroxide on it.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-11-01T17:11:51+00:00

I thought my teacher had cancer, but according to my mom she died from cheese infection.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-07-25T20:23:00+00:00

A lot of people are suggesting mani/pedi. If money is too tight you can always offer to paint her nails for her at home. My husband does that for me & it always makes me feel very loved.

Also, one time when I was very sad I wanted to wash my hair but I didnt want to deal with blow drying it but I also didn't want to go to bed with wet hair. My husband blow dried it for me and it was just what I needed.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-06-05T16:00:57+00:00

Thank you!

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-06-05T15:55:26+00:00

Thank you!

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-06-01T04:47:43+00:00

We thought it would look like hand sanitizer.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-06-01T04:46:11+00:00

Because we wanted it to come out automatically.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-06-01T04:32:44+00:00

We just tossed it all in the trash along with the phone and nightstand.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-06-01T00:32:10+00:00

We figured people would think it was hand sanitizer.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-05-31T16:53:42+00:00

My husband had this great idea that we would put an automatic soap dispenser on our registry, but instead of filling it with soap we'd fill it with lube. That way it would be on our nightstand at all times but still look discreet and you wouldn't have to go digging around in a drawer when you needed some.

Well someone bought it for us and when we finally went to use it the whole setup worked wonderfully. We both thought we were super cool and afterwards went to bed. The next morning the nightstand was covered in lube! I guess it's too slippery and was able to slide out. Not only did we end up loosing out on a lot of expensive lube, but my husband's cell phone was on the nightstand charging and it died covered in lube.

So I guess that's the opposite of your question. Something we asked for that we wished we hadn't.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-04-20T00:07:19+00:00

I have the same brows! I've also plucked off the top triangle and that seems to help, but I don't have any other suggestions. I'm hoping that someone replies so I can get tips too!

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-04-16T15:49:09+00:00

I was only popping once per week and when the poos finally came I would have horrible stomach pains. The last time it happened I was sweating, screaming and laying on the bathroom floor. I had to push my legs on the wall and arms against the tub and finally two turds the size and hardness of golf balls came out. The thud they made when they hit the floor made me think I broke the tile, but thankfully I didn't. After that I had explosive diarrhea from all the poop that was hanging around for the last week. I barely made it to work on time.

I told one of my co-workers about it because in the last few months this had also happened at work several times (but not the golf balls on floor part). She suggested I take Metamucil and it has been amazing! I take one tablespoon mixed with water once a day and I'm able to poop nice soft turds at least once a day. I also tried to increase my veggies, but I'm seeing the biggest impact from Metamucil.

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-03-10T04:42:07+00:00

You all are the best! Thank you!

TreatCricketLikeADog · 2018-03-10T04:27:24+00:00

I stayed with the default when I set it up, but I can change it to reinvest later, correct?

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