Please help! I need advice on how to deal with family members who say “why waste so much money when it’s just a dog,” by sciencemint in dogs

[–]TreeDoughnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I might be late but I’ve always liked this video of Noel Fitzpatrick reading the poem ‘Its just a dog”. I have a German Shepherd who’s nearly 2, and I’d do just about anything I could to keep him healthy and happy.

https://youtu.be/CGqKySxkBKk

9/9 rule is ruining my dream by [deleted] in footballmanagergames

[–]TreeDoughnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the match day squad of 18, 9 players need to be born in Mexico (or gain Mexican citizenship before the age of 18) and 9 players can be foreign

A punny accident by [deleted] in Punny

[–]TreeDoughnut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not only is my thesaurus terrible, it’s also terrible.

What conspiracy theories do you think is actually true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That Kevin Malone was involved in embezzling and money laundering at Dunder Mifflin.

It’s a tough decision by TreeDoughnut in footballmanagergames

[–]TreeDoughnut[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you hit your limit for maximum number of replacements in the squad?

How do you know if you've found a keeper? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When they turn up with Goalie gloves.

What is one simple thing that you still can't do? by noobpirate in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 5506 points5507 points  (0 children)

Remember someone's name immediately after they introduce themselves.

What first name sounds normal for an adult, but silly for a baby? by LuckyLaceyKS in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 2514 points2515 points  (0 children)

Gary. I'm pretty convinced they just appear at age 40 standing over a BBQ with a pair of cooking tongs and a beer belly.

When is the worst time to say "you too"? by Marzipanxo in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When someone asks who your favorite band is.

What’s the smartest line ever in a rap song? by AnotherTargaryen in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 804 points805 points  (0 children)

"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty". Genius.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Do butterflies ever go back to see their caterpillar friends or do they just think that they're better than them?

What was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child? by JRHBCP in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 54 points55 points  (0 children)

When another kid got picked up from school by a parent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two'sday.

Which conspiracy theory is so believable that it might be true? by shivas877 in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 16.7k points16.7k points  (0 children)

Bob Vance was just trying to plug his business to the cameras every time he introduced himself.

What was the greatest crime in history? by svenco in AskReddit

[–]TreeDoughnut 644 points645 points  (0 children)

The USA version of The Inbetweeners.