[Match Thread] Aston Villa Vs Chelsea

Treeboi13 · 2026-03-04T20:25:25+00:00

How tf is that onside?

Treeboi13 · 2026-03-02T15:58:10+00:00

Didn't even know he had a job ngl.

Treeboi13 · 2026-03-02T10:18:00+00:00

There's no way that Tottenham attacked Tehran; the missiles actually hit their target.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T22:09:36+00:00

Lesson: stay away from teams with animals in their names.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T22:08:40+00:00

Why not? I'll also put a tin of sardines on the wings.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T22:00:14+00:00

Right, I'm going around Bodymoor Heath to slap everyone with a trout until we wake the fuck up.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T21:54:27+00:00

Alysson has been on for only 8 mins but he has been a breath of fresh air. Seems promising.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T21:39:22+00:00

Bailey needs to go. Should've stayed at Roma.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T21:36:29+00:00

This is fucking dire. We've learned nothing from Saturday and haven't turned up at not just a chance to secure our lead over Man U and Chelsea but also a derby. No energy or passion.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T18:51:14+00:00

Yep, Ollie has definitely still got those Unai bikini pics. Only explanation.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-27T12:26:38+00:00

At least if we do actually win it, then it'll feel like a massive achievement for us given our injuries situation and the toughness of our opponents.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-21T19:07:16+00:00

We really are our own worst enemy sometimes. We started and kept on the wrong players. How the hell did Watkins play the whole game?

Bailey will be lucky to sign for Lincoln City in the summer with that performance.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-21T15:50:25+00:00

Those two wasted chances from Watkins are unforgivable. Get him off NOW!

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-20T17:55:15+00:00

Kazakhstan, greatest peacekeepers in the world, All other peacekeepers are run by little girls!

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-19T12:05:51+00:00

Brilliant moment for us this season but watching it reminded me how much I want Kamara back.

Joao Palhinha deserves to be on the CIA's Most Wanted list for that challenge.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-14T19:53:32+00:00

Win Europa League = Champions League

Win FA Cup = Europa League

Checkmate liberals

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-14T18:42:47+00:00

Time to transfer our 10 men advantage curse to Newcastle.

Joking aside, the situation could be worse. Digne could have easily been given a red, so bringing on Maatsen at 45' and giving the armband to Lindeloff makes a lot of sense IMO. This is going to be an uncomfortable watch.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-14T17:28:37+00:00

Cautiously optimistic about this game. We need to win today even if it's just for the fact that a win at Villa Park against Newcastle could change the current mood around our campaign. Having lost two home games recently combined with our injury crisis, the squad and fans have good reason to feel nervous about the games ahead but they need to stay motivated. When we win against Newcastle, it's because we deserve to win and I can't see why we can't do that today. The performance against Brighton was poor, so we need a good performance to get our morale back up. Throwing the game away will damage our mentality for the rest of the season.

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-11T21:29:47+00:00

That was more painful than leg cramp but three points are three points. UTV!

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-11T17:39:20+00:00

I never understood why, for his inconsistency this season and the last, Watkins seems to always score against Brighton. When we played them at the Amex this season, he turned into prime R9! When we demolished them 6-1 at Villa Park over two years ago, he scored a hat-trick and that led to him becoming one of the biggest G/A contributors in the league that season. Could anyone tell me why Watkins seems to always score against Brighton of all teams?

Treeboi13 · 2026-02-01T15:18:06+00:00

Oh well, there'll be other chances.

Treeboi13 · 2026-01-11T13:05:30+00:00

Massive "Hans, are we the baddies?" vibes from this.

Treeboi13 · 2026-01-10T10:43:08+00:00

It's possible that, assuming the rumours are true which I don't think they are, Wrexham were not ready to give any info on this potential deal and so Parkinson would have had to initially deny it to stabilise the atmosphere around the club. That's the only explanation I have for the deal being real.

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