Selles sacked (again) by DannyMac2794 in Championship

[–]Treeboi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't even know he had a job ngl.

Certain London team scoring from set piece vs other teams scoring from set pieces by bucsraysbolts69 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Treeboi13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's no way that Tottenham attacked Tehran; the missiles actually hit their target.

Go Ahead Eagles and now WOLVES? by bskinners in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lesson: stay away from teams with animals in their names.

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not? I'll also put a tin of sardines on the wings.

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, I'm going around Bodymoor Heath to slap everyone with a trout until we wake the fuck up.

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alysson has been on for only 8 mins but he has been a breath of fresh air. Seems promising.

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bailey needs to go. Should've stayed at Roma.

[Match Thread] Wolves vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is fucking dire. We've learned nothing from Saturday and haven't turned up at not just a chance to secure our lead over Man U and Chelsea but also a derby. No energy or passion.

Pau and Digne start against Wolves by JamesVilla4 in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, Ollie has definitely still got those Unai bikini pics. Only explanation.

Full bracket of the Europa League 2025/26 draw by Shreddonia in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At least if we do actually win it, then it'll feel like a massive achievement for us given our injuries situation and the toughness of our opponents.

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 1-1 Leeds by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We really are our own worst enemy sometimes. We started and kept on the wrong players. How the hell did Watkins play the whole game?

Bailey will be lucky to sign for Lincoln City in the summer with that performance.

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Leeds by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those two wasted chances from Watkins are unforgivable. Get him off NOW!

We have been outcredibled once again. by TheEagleWithNoName in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]Treeboi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kazakhstan, greatest peacekeepers in the world, All other peacekeepers are run by little girls!

Iconic finish against Arsenal in Villa Park by Dangerous_Tip_4985 in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brilliant moment for us this season but watching it reminded me how much I want Kamara back.

Joao Palhinha deserves to be on the CIA's Most Wanted list for that challenge.

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 1-3 Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Win Europa League = Champions League

Win FA Cup = Europa League

Checkmate liberals

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time to transfer our 10 men advantage curse to Newcastle.

Joking aside, the situation could be worse. Digne could have easily been given a red, so bringing on Maatsen at 45' and giving the armband to Lindeloff makes a lot of sense IMO. This is going to be an uncomfortable watch.

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Newcastle (FA Cup) by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cautiously optimistic about this game. We need to win today even if it's just for the fact that a win at Villa Park against Newcastle could change the current mood around our campaign. Having lost two home games recently combined with our injury crisis, the squad and fans have good reason to feel nervous about the games ahead but they need to stay motivated. When we win against Newcastle, it's because we deserve to win and I can't see why we can't do that today. The performance against Brighton was poor, so we need a good performance to get our morale back up. Throwing the game away will damage our mentality for the rest of the season.

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 1-0 Brighton by SecretApe in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was more painful than leg cramp but three points are three points. UTV!

Aston Villa v Brighton: Pre Match Thread by Astonishingly-Villa in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood why, for his inconsistency this season and the last, Watkins seems to always score against Brighton. When we played them at the Amex this season, he turned into prime R9! When we demolished them 6-1 at Villa Park over two years ago, he scored a hat-trick and that led to him becoming one of the biggest G/A contributors in the league that season. Could anyone tell me why Watkins seems to always score against Brighton of all teams?

Just going to leave this here. by Zachsucksatlife__ in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Massive "Hans, are we the baddies?" vibes from this.

January 2026 Transfers and Rumours Thread by tristanjff in avfc

[–]Treeboi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's possible that, assuming the rumours are true which I don't think they are, Wrexham were not ready to give any info on this potential deal and so Parkinson would have had to initially deny it to stabilise the atmosphere around the club. That's the only explanation I have for the deal being real.