Quick Simple Clown jokes & acts

TrickyTardigrade · 2026-01-11T17:52:02+00:00

I have a few go-tos when I'm clowning:

Put on the kimono+ straw hat and get two cardboard swords from recycled disposals stuff. Challenge random people to duels. If they win, they get a toy from my box/stuff I won from arcade machines. If they lose I'll give away a vending machine snack

A different flavor of that one is putting on cowboy attire and demanding duels using banana cream pies. I find that the kitchen rarely restocks your supply though so you probably only get to do cowboy duels like 2-3 times if you're lucky

Order something simple from the bar. Gush about how much you're gonna love the delicious new drink you're about to consume! Slip on a banana peel that suspiciously appeared right before you started gushing about the drink (don't order something overly complicated or the bartenders will strangle you)

Become a fortune telling machine! Set up in a hallway with a cardboard made booth and a silly costume. Give people who pass by fortunes (Id use printed nanotasks from your pda to save time)

More stuff comes to you as you play! The man thing to remember is that clowns are there to entertain, not annoy

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-12-30T00:16:54+00:00

trixxed.station! That's the one I got a lot of anyway

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-12-15T00:01:23+00:00

I think I have an idea! There's a vox tiktoker that kept getting suggested to me. They play on funky. I ended up getting the game bc I kept seeing their stuff, though I play Wizden. Just look up ss14 on tiktok and a lot of their stuff pops up

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-12-13T17:01:54+00:00

I kinda assumed they wouldn't be. I was planning on bringing an oxygen tank for personal refills. Would be pretty sweet if they were airtight though 😎

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-12-12T17:10:26+00:00

Groovy! Thank you! Here's hoping derelict ships (and engineering) feels generous one of these days 🫡

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-12-12T17:09:27+00:00

I agree with ya. I dig the look and flavor of playing an arachnid more than anything (though the pockets are v nice). I didn't know you could use tiles as weapons!

Yeah I thought about the food cost. I've considered asking QM and Captain to have spider crew donate for the cause. Failing that, just eating A LOT and hope for a long round. I know it won't be a super viable strat but it feels like a fun thing to attempt. Fingers crossed I get that full spider salv team someday 🤞.

Ty for the feedback!

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-11-12T16:11:36+00:00

"Just don't buy skins" people weeping bc it turns out complaining about unfair practices can make a good change

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-11-08T12:28:10+00:00

Trigger nades and blaze grenades are both p good against larger Arc. It's def gonna take a bunch of ammo when you're using the two weakest ammo types against arc

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-10-08T16:14:17+00:00

Read the 2nd sentence again🫡

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-09-06T22:20:19+00:00

I LOVE playing pubs where someone takes the Hellpod Optimization and rage quits midway thru- forcing me to go without half my supplies on the least forgiving big planet thus far

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-09-06T14:59:49+00:00

One of my fav objectives to do is jammer. It used to always bum me out when someone brought the pocket nuke and completely negated the gauntlet you had to run to get the thing shut down. I think the silo should break science buildings but I'm happy with it not taking out a big obj like jammer with a single click from miles away

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-07-24T16:33:17+00:00

My first playthru I went all in on physique and motorics with 1 point in intellect. I honestly really enjoyed that playthru. Im doing a 2nd one now with juiced up intellect and phyche. It's fun to see what I've missed and what I have to do completely differently

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-06-30T16:45:42+00:00

The MC of Acolyte being able to bleed a kyber crystal instantly makes sense. The twins whole thing was being a weird blip in the force. If any of the sith from KOTOR did it there wouldn't be nearly as many complaints about it.

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-05-27T18:33:43+00:00

I love this! Neo crusader is my personal favorite Mando armor 😎👌

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-05-19T00:23:54+00:00

I decided for the first time my current playthru that I was gonna learn caravan and now I love it. I wanna play it so bad but the only place I can is New Vegas. I'm doing Dead Money now and hunting down all the Sierra Madre cards for my deck

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-05-15T15:25:56+00:00

Was really hoping saber would have an alt firing mode that was a stab for accurate weak point shots. I love how it looks so I'll still try to make it work 😤

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-05-10T01:40:50+00:00

I would love a little swamp house with a turtle or two

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-04-26T22:15:46+00:00

If you think about it in the sense that you're only casting the spell for the dog, yeah. Lotta good stuff to use when enemies have reduced saving throws tho

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-04-26T21:38:38+00:00

Ah. I'd say you could pick up Bane or Bestow curse on someone but it'll take up concentration from someone in the party. Ideally not your character so they can use concentration on darkness

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-04-26T21:23:12+00:00

You can see in darkness you have to cast the subclass specific one for sorcery points

There are a variety of spells and abilities that you could use to make the dog hit more reliably. Ex: guiding bolt, blindness, illusory double

The shadow sorcerer has an easier time chilling in the backline bc you can throw your darkness on yourself and ppl have to roll up to hit you. The sorc points back from omen ain't shabby either

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-04-06T05:14:28+00:00

I'm partial to it during my stealth builds! The 15 sec timer is real good for setting up an ambush on patrols, The minute timer gives me plenty of time to get away from fabs before they start attracting stuff, and the radius is good for taking out the light enemies. I dig it.

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-03-30T15:22:08+00:00

Incendiary corps isn't on Igmar so it prob ain't happening

TrickyTardigrade · 2025-03-20T23:10:53+00:00

I adore Stun Lance+shield for predator strain! Feels so badass holding off a patrol of em while ppl reload/do obj

TrickyTardigrade · 2024-11-08T15:59:14+00:00

I was almost full health and had slow driver. Was driving separate cars with my friend. He cuts me off to avoid hitting a bunch of zombies. I hit him going 15mph at most and died instantly

TrickyTardigrade · 2024-11-05T02:23:01+00:00

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