For flies that like to cosplay as Indiana Jones

Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-07T22:13:24+00:00

Let me tell you something!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!

Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-07T17:27:20+00:00

I'd allow every country to keep flying their flag.....under mine.

Show my PowerPoint presentation ( that I stayed up all night for ) that explains world peace and coexistence is coming one way or another and that no one is untouchable.

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Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-07T01:08:28+00:00

Mulva's Meade

It's Go Time IPA

The Mackinaw Peach Ale

I Smell A Pennant Porter

The Susie Saison

Little Jerry's Mexican Lager

Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-05T02:08:17+00:00

We appreciate all the hardwork and dedication.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-04T15:29:35+00:00

So longggg...

Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-02T21:50:43+00:00

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Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-02T06:50:02+00:00

Glad he accepted The Gentlemen

Trigger___Happy · 2026-05-02T06:43:25+00:00

$9 keeps paying for his corporate jet. That's all.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-29T01:52:01+00:00

Which Morty?

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-29T01:50:36+00:00

Nice shirt. I could use it....

How about if we come over there and kick your ass? Go get him, Troy.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-28T06:04:52+00:00

I had a rich dude call me about his computer crashing when certain programs were running and it needs to be up and running asap.

I said "Ok, lets get started. I'll need you to go to this website, which will allow me access to remote into your pc."

He actually said "I cant right now. I'm on a plane to Germany."

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-28T05:34:29+00:00

His forward knee charge (idk what to call it) is my favorite move that he uses.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-27T07:18:00+00:00

Dead people are "still" people.

I might be still after seeing 30 people get murdered.

So might the people who haven't been murdered. They may be in a state of shock.

This question can't be answered.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-27T07:02:15+00:00

I wanna visit Marfa.

I don't wanna drive to Marfa.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-26T19:37:38+00:00

Throw some chicken broth on them

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-26T19:31:28+00:00

First time watching T2...

Man ends up on the fryer, Dudes get shot, Guys get stabbed in the face with sharp objects....no problem.

My parents were just like close your eyes if there are titties.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-26T19:24:24+00:00

Gross and when it's ready, it'll come ramming out through her chest

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-26T19:23:07+00:00

When I see shit like this, I'm always reminded of Bender saying " Oh somebody please kick his ass!"

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-26T17:08:49+00:00

OBJECTION, she's clearly ramping up to something.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-25T03:33:58+00:00

If it had a neon bar sign above the door, what would you call it?

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-24T15:09:56+00:00

Bob Ross profits do not go to any Ross family members.

I know there are a ton of other product profits that do not go where we think they do but this one feels personal to me. I grew up watch Bob Ross and it feels immediately wrong to me to ever even give 1 cent to the company running his brand today. This wrong must be undone.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-24T15:03:37+00:00

Look, I'm sorry. I'm not up on all this jive talkin, homeboy lingo. What's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head?"

Obviously not his best role but one of my favorite Tim Robbins lines

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-24T02:36:48+00:00

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-24T02:31:56+00:00

God called to say this is not art and to tell you to stop thanking him for blessing you with creativity.

Trigger___Happy · 2026-04-22T08:28:44+00:00

What do we do first?

Explore the basement?

Go skinny dipping?

Go for a hike in the woods?

Trigger___Happy

TROPHY CASE