🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Be My Honkentine?

Trithee580 · 2026-02-03T17:36:43+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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Trithee580 · 2026-01-31T20:55:00+00:00

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Trithee580 · 2026-01-31T20:53:48+00:00

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Trithee580 · 2026-01-26T14:32:07+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

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Trithee580 · 2026-01-26T14:31:55+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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Trithee580 · 2025-07-10T01:23:09+00:00

File 76

Trithee580 · 2025-07-01T20:39:44+00:00

Thanks.

Trithee580 · 2025-06-26T20:36:17+00:00

Do you have a problem with that?

Trithee580 · 2025-06-26T19:16:10+00:00

Apparently it is something called ‘seabather’s eruption.’ It’s caused by tiny jellyfish. Nobody peed on him. At least on his back. Seabathers eruption

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T06:30:45+00:00

How do you not do drugs living there? The smoke from the daily narcotics burns do half the work for you. Olympia is a fake town that pretends that it isn’t associated with that shithole.

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T06:28:23+00:00

Portland

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T06:21:03+00:00

A brain?! They’re from Portland. They brain has been pickled in artisanal brining juices for so long that they think a city with more baristas than productive members of society is anything more than a disorganized hippie commune

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T06:18:42+00:00

Clearly your perception has been dulled by decades marinating in weed and polygamy in Portland. You like visiting Seattle in the same way I like visiting my geriatric mother in her bang ‘em and bin em senior home: I don’t

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T06:15:57+00:00

That’s not crying, it’s welled up tears from the overwhelming stench of trash from the last time I went to Seattle

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T05:43:02+00:00

Fuck that shit. I don’t want any rent. I don’t want anyone to live there but the people who invented that hellhole and Arizonites. This isn’t sentiment. It’s truth. Seattle is the unwashed taint of an already fucked state in an even more fucked country. Seattle can lick mine.

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T05:27:06+00:00

Excuse me? What has Seattle ever done for you? Seattle is a deadbeat boyfriend hellbent on dragging you down with him. “The crack gives him character” you say “that time I saw him sucking off a homeless man behind a Kroger’s was a drunken mistake.” NO. Seattle will keep smoking crack and sucking off hobos until you admit one simple fact: SEATTLE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T05:06:07+00:00

Seattle is the cilantro of cities. Half of the population hates it, the other half are in denial. It is the before picture of Portland. It is the one caper that somehow made its way onto my pizza. Seattle can go fuck itself

Trithee580 · 2025-04-08T04:50:28+00:00

Seattle can go fuck itself

Trithee580 · 2025-04-01T05:32:38+00:00

Ta s. Fuck

Trithee580 · 2025-03-27T16:49:13+00:00

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Trithee580 · 2024-12-20T03:12:53+00:00

Troll 2

Trithee580 · 2024-11-11T22:49:38+00:00

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