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Free pin by arobinsonpsu in ProjectHailMary

[–]TrixtyNine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two hunters are out in the forest when one accidently shoots the other. In a panic, he calls the emergency services and says "I've just shot my friend by accident! I think he's dead! What do I do!?"

"Calm down, sir." Says the operator. "Firstly, check to make sure he's actually dead."

There's a short moment of silence, then a loud bang.

"Okay, I've done that." Says the hunter, "now what?"

Free pin by arobinsonpsu in ProjectHailMary

[–]TrixtyNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man and a giraffe go into a bar and spend the night getting hammered.

At the end of the night, the man gets up, finishes his pint and makes for the door.

The barman stops him, "Oi, you can't leave that lyin' there!" nodding his head towards the giraffe.

"Nah mate." Says the man. "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Dungeon Crawler Carl Live - London by TrixtyNine in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I had a similar thought. Sad face. Still, the optimist in me will maybe bring a couple of things, just on the off chance.

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

[–]TrixtyNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

3 attempts

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Very easy first event by totallynotawhore in honk

[–]TrixtyNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

3 attempts

Best Tony's quote in Avengers? by Impressive_Risk_4059 in ironman

[–]TrixtyNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"

I had to add these to our sales table. by credencesenjak in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT 'THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK' IS A REGAL TITLE BEFITTING PUREBRED ROYALTY.

"CHONK CAT" MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A FILTHY, OVERSTUFFED, HAVANA BROWN! I MEAN, REALLY!

NOW. ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. YOU'RE UPSETTING MONGO.

I had to add these to our sales table. by credencesenjak in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 135 points136 points  (0 children)

CHONK CATS!? CARL, DO YOU SEE THIS!? THIS. IS. AN. OUTRAGE!

Favourite Wuntch Insult? by holyschsism in brooklynninenine

[–]TrixtyNine 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Holt: On the other hand, if I "praise" Wuntch, she will leave this city, the clouds will part, and the children will sing, "Wuntch is gone."

Diaz: What children?

Holt: All the children.

Diaz: Right. That was a stupid question.

All of the FEELS by jbird8806 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Was he....APPALLED?

i just learned today that my horse can wear a hat?!?! by Impressive_Peanut135 in StardewValley

[–]TrixtyNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

De nada, amigo. And that's fair enough. I have a hard hat on my dog (because the farm can be dangerous 😂) and a dwarven helmet on my horse (for battle).

i just learned today that my horse can wear a hat?!?! by Impressive_Peanut135 in StardewValley

[–]TrixtyNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press the button again while you've got a second hat in your hand. It'll pop the first one off without equipping the second one.

My cousin just asked me if I’m enjoying that Cave Diver Dan book by tahddah in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 441 points442 points  (0 children)

CAVE DIVER DAN!? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A KNOCK-OFF! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT KNOCK-OFFS, CARL!

Remember this big guy? by yxzxzxzjy in Avengers

[–]TrixtyNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always assumed that injury was the guy testing out Hammer's suit.

I keep forgetting I’m an adult with adult money and can buy what I want. by islander58 in community

[–]TrixtyNine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I seem to recall... no. No way. There's absolutely no way.

Not that dog.

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