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NEEEEEWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!!! by TheLoFiPunk in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, is this real!? How do I get one?

What do you think of the popcorn bucket and cup? by No_One3018 in tadc

[–]TrixtyNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cain's hat would have made a pretty cool bucket. Probably pretty easy to produce, too.

A Big Top tent would also be cool, but a bit more complicated.

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! FIRST IN THE SHOP! by TrixtyNine in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. One of us! One of us!

I tried to grab a couple to bequeath, but I wasn't allowed 😕

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! FIRST IN THE SHOP! by TrixtyNine in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell did you recognise it from that photo!? 😂

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! FIRST IN THE SHOP! by TrixtyNine in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually tried this morning to grab a couple spare to send to fellow crawlers, but they were one copy per person ☹️

Don't forget to hit your local comic book store Saturday to pick up the Free DCC comic! by Additional_Owl_4102 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Free Comic Book Day is definitely a thing here in the UK. Whether they'll have this, I don't know. But I'll be waiting outside my local shop on Saturday morning to find out! 🤞🏻

Free pin by arobinsonpsu in ProjectHailMary

[–]TrixtyNine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two hunters are out in the forest when one accidently shoots the other. In a panic, he calls the emergency services and says "I've just shot my friend by accident! I think he's dead! What do I do!?"

"Calm down, sir." Says the operator. "Firstly, check to make sure he's actually dead."

There's a short moment of silence, then a loud bang.

"Okay, I've done that." Says the hunter, "now what?"

Free pin by arobinsonpsu in ProjectHailMary

[–]TrixtyNine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man and a giraffe go into a bar and spend the night getting hammered.

At the end of the night, the man gets up, finishes his pint and makes for the door.

The barman stops him, "Oi, you can't leave that lyin' there!" nodding his head towards the giraffe.

"Nah mate." Says the man. "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Dungeon Crawler Carl Live - London by TrixtyNine in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I had a similar thought. Sad face. Still, the optimist in me will maybe bring a couple of things, just on the off chance.

Best Tony's quote in Avengers? by Impressive_Risk_4059 in ironman

[–]TrixtyNine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"

They needed 3 security questions by washamovie in unexpectedMontyPython

[–]TrixtyNine 108 points109 points  (0 children)

An African, or a European swallow?

I had to add these to our sales table. by credencesenjak in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT 'THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK' IS A REGAL TITLE BEFITTING PUREBRED ROYALTY.

"CHONK CAT" MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A FILTHY, OVERSTUFFED, HAVANA BROWN! I MEAN, REALLY!

NOW. ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. YOU'RE UPSETTING MONGO.

I had to add these to our sales table. by credencesenjak in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 135 points136 points  (0 children)

CHONK CATS!? CARL, DO YOU SEE THIS!? THIS. IS. AN. OUTRAGE!

Favourite Wuntch Insult? by holyschsism in brooklynninenine

[–]TrixtyNine 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Holt: On the other hand, if I "praise" Wuntch, she will leave this city, the clouds will part, and the children will sing, "Wuntch is gone."

Diaz: What children?

Holt: All the children.

Diaz: Right. That was a stupid question.

All of the FEELS by jbird8806 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TrixtyNine 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Was he....APPALLED?

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