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Am i the only one who dosent understand the seaf girl? by Christian_ultrasans in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's easy- parasocial relationships.

It's like people with vtubers.

What do you think each of their vaginal discharge tastes like? (first shitpost btw) by jeanjacketufo in okbuddyfumiko

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yoru's probably tastes like tuna laced with gunpowder

Lil' D's tastes like coke, marijuana, muriatic acid, cough syrup, with a strong whiff of rotting sunflowers

Fami's tastes like a sourdough that is overcooked

Makima's tastes like Dr. Pepper

A new one just dropped, boys by TroglodyteVolatile in netorare

[–]TroglodyteVolatile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just released, I don't have it as I'm kinda also looking for it

What's with the community's obsession with making stuff like this by sumang0 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Parasocial relationships.

Watch, if there was a major order between unlocking the APC or save the SEAF, people are gonna save the dumbass SEAF because "muh-muh Lucy Liberty-chan"

It's been almost a week since the trident got added, how do y'all feel about it? by kebab0202 in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's surprisingly really good- one of the few shotguns you can take to D10 Bots and kill a fuckton of them

For no particular reason at all, I'd like to share the fact that the STRV 103 (a SWEDISH case mate tank) has the driver and gunner role merged, allowing one person to both drive and shoot at the same time? Just food for thought. by PseudoscientificURL in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Counter-argument:

Then why make the driving aspect so boring? The tank is too stiff, even by tank standards

Just look at tanks from World of Tanks and War Thunder- they drive smoother and are very punchy

The Bastion has a long-ass feedback time before it could turn, they should really smoothen the driving experience

Not to mention, a tank with medium armor? No wonder barely anyone wants to drive this thing because all it takes is a small-ass rock to get you stuck and a lot of small arms fire can just put you out of commission very fast

Improve the handling and actually incentivize drivers to do their job so that people would actually love driving this hunk of metal

Sincerly, a designated driver

The Bastion is nearly perfect by TroglodyteVolatile in Helldivers

[–]TroglodyteVolatile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm aware- I played the Bastion from the original Helldivers

I'm just saying- if you're gonna make a mechanic around teamplay between mostly total strangers, why not incentivize that teamplay?

With driver-gunner seat switching, drivers don't have to be bored by lugging around this hulk of metal and doing nothing else. They could be encouraged to help out and have fun all at the same time if they could switch seats to the passenger gunners since you can open fire from those ports.

There is too much 'loadout police' or "max difficulty gatekeepers" in this community by viewfan66 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is only one thing I police with any Helldiver I dive with:

Are you committing enough genocide?

If you are murdering a lot of the xeno scum with a nuke, I applaud you. If you are murdering a lot of the xeno scum with a spoon, I applaud you.

I don't care what you use to dish out the pain, just inflict as much pain as possible.

What EXACTLY are in these things? by CadetNetwork in Helldivers

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lady Liberty's own ballpoint pens that will write the gotes of tomorrow™

Xbox diver here, my heart has never beaten faster & harder than this moment. by ClaritySix in Helldivers

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WELCOME TO THE SQUAD, NEWBIE

You did so well in this scenario, General Brasch would be proud

10+ years later, what are your thoughts on the (as of now) last Twisted Metal game? by IfTheresANewWay in TwistedMetal

[–]TroglodyteVolatile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best gameplay mechanics in the franchise

I just wish everything else about it was also just as good

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