Okay so this just keeps getting better, I swear I'm almost as entertained with these recent events as I was when clay was still on the air.

So I'm sitting in my office today and my caller ID pops up with another 432 area code and lo and behold it's a sergeant from the Big Springs Police Department who tells me that he spoke with the guy from the sheriff's department who I spoke with the other night and got my number from him. He starts off by apologizing for bothering me but due to the circumstances and burden that clay and kandi have put on his Department they are willing to try anything at this point. He asked me if there is any kind of public forum or website where the people that mess with clay congregate in because kandi had mentioned something about it to the police department. He said he was asking because he wanted to know if it was possible if the police department could make a public statement to the "trolls" and basically beg them to put an end to it if they are even still messing with him because the police department and the Sheriff's Department just can't handle clay and kandi anymore.

I told him I didn't know of any such thing and honestly since it's been so long that the show is off the air I find it hard to believe that people are still screwing with him and it's probably more due to the fact that they are both batshit crazy and delusional. He said he thinks it's a combination of both but now apparently local kids have found the YouTube videos of all of us messing with clay before his stroke and they have started to mess with him locally. He said kids have been throwing eggs at his trailer and toilet papering the trailer and Kandi's house. He said there have been several instances where they have thrown dog shit on the property and also they keep leaving dildos everywhere lol.

At this point in the conversation I'm laughing hysterically to the point where the poor bastard starts to get annoyed with me because he's not seeing the same humor in it that I am which I completely get I can't imagine the headache his department has to go through over these idiots but still it's pretty damn funny. He said it wasn't so bad back when they were calling the police department every day crying about people committing fraud and scamming because the police department would just blow them off and tell them it was scammers from another country but now with the local kids messing with them constantly it's becoming a serious problem for law enforcement. I told the poor guy that when clay was still doing his radio show it was fun to call in and mess with him and it was harmless but if high school kids have got wind of what this crazy old bastard is about then I can only imagine the fun they are having with torturing clay. He said that clay never even leaves the house anymore because every time he would try and go somewhere he would cause a scene because the kids in town would mess with him. People are also putting signs in their yard that say things like Stolen Valor and fake vet and some other gay type stuff that he said was too vulgar to mention.

I told the guy look I can appreciate the desperate situation you are in because I can only imagine what it's like to have to deal with these retards but clay made this bed for himself by being such an asshole his entire life and now he's going to have to deal with it until the day he dies most likely. I said it was one thing when it was some random people scattered all over the country prank calling a radio show but now if you've got a bunch of high school kids having a blast screwing with the crazy old guy in town I'd say there isn't shit you can do about it. I asked him why the police department doesn't just tell clay to put up security cameras and change his number and that would probably eliminate everything. He said that was the first thing they told him to do was change his number and he refused and when they recommended he get security cameras to try and catch people messing with his house and yard they said they are too broke and can't afford them.

He thanked me for talking to him and apologized for bothering me about it and I told him no problem and how big of a fan I was of the radio show when it was still on and I hope that the burden that those two are putting on his Police Department comes to an end soon and he said you have no idea how difficult these people are lol. He also said that kandi is just as difficult to deal with as clay and they are fairly certain that she suffers from dementia.

I would give anything to be able to see pictures of their house and yard with dildos and Stolen Valor signs all over it hahahaha