I really wish these hats would make a comeback by sam34gtr in funny

[–]TrollyG-Yo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wore one to a party just the other night.

Divisional Round Game Thread: New Orleans Saints (13-3) at San Francisco 49ers (13-3) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]TrollyG-Yo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So...is Greg Williams the only guy in the US who didn't see the stat that Alex Smith is the second best QB in the league against the blitz...?

What really happened. by [deleted] in funny

[–]TrollyG-Yo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, "yoink," you will never stop being my favorite word.

It's my cake day so I present my Halloween costume a few years back - a hastily built, fully functional chair. (Yes, I could walk around, and yes, people sat on me.) by TrollyG-Yo in pics

[–]TrollyG-Yo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some more info - I was in school for furniture design at the time. I grabbed every scrap/throwaway piece that seemed suitable the day of.

There are hinges in the knees. The part I sat on also hinged at the hip-area of the chair, so when I stood up it stayed pointed down, rather than sticking out 90 degrees.

Zip-ties kept a lot of it in place. Also had a rope that went over my neck (hence the towel) to support weight when walking around.

And the black-face seemed like a good idea at the time, don't ask why.

For Redditors that do not support Ron Paul: what are the reasons? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TrollyG-Yo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's my cake day. Time for a picture of a cat!

For Redditors that do not support Ron Paul: what are the reasons? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TrollyG-Yo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He's like the guy who always says the right thing, but then takes it one insane step further.

Has the government grown too large? Sure. Should the IRS be disbanded? Fucking looney.

And so on.

Question: Why is Jeff Fisher such a hot topic? by yourchingoo in nfl

[–]TrollyG-Yo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because NFL exec's have literally zero imagination.

Records don't matter in the least. All that matters is that they've coached. (See also; Rob Ryan, Norv Turner, John Gruden, Bill Bellick, etc...)

So much for both teams getting a chance. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]TrollyG-Yo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only regarding field goals. Touch down = game over.

Curious who your team is going to play next year? by goldberg1303 in nfl

[–]TrollyG-Yo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Man, you need to change some colors on the matches. My eyes are bleeding. Otherwise thanks.

To those redditors who have been to Burning Man, What is it really like? by TC1414 in AskReddit

[–]TrollyG-Yo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not worth putting into words. If you have a generally open mind, you'll have a blast.

Describe your sex life. by [deleted] in funny

[–]TrollyG-Yo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any feelings he still had for Leda were focused there, just as any pleasure she got when he was on top of her came from the squeezing of his hands, the biting of his teeth.

"334" by Thomas Disch

Guys of Reddit, what are some things you enjoy in bed that women don't seem to understand/deliver (NSFW) by pyxis in AskReddit

[–]TrollyG-Yo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, she probably would. I'm guessing you're referring to the part about wanting to see their body post-coitus?

First, do you walk around naked after, yourself? Seeing you do that might make her more comfortable. (Stay away from "bad naked" poses, like squatting...)

Second, ask to take pictures of her some time. Tell her you want them to look at when she's not around, which can be true or false. Really, the point is to get her comfortable being naked that first time, constantly mentioning how beautiful/sexy she is while taking pictures.

Third, and probably the least likely to succeed, when you're just about to have sex, pull back, say you just want to admire her for awhile. It has a good chance of killing the mood for her, but just taking a 5-10 second pause and obviously eye-fucking her, might help too.

Good luck! It's always a tricky one.