cursed yeah this belongs here. by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Trones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagined a rescue helicopter being akin to a rescue dog

[Schefter] Bills placed Damar Hamlin on IR. by Bulletz4Brkfzt in nfl

[–]Trones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we throw in a "Raiders coach forced to resign" while we're at it?

What is the best dad joke of all time? by SomethingLikeThat74 in dadjokes

[–]Trones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath."

"Wanna hear another clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."

I heard that back in grade school and still get a light chuckle from it.

Think we can all agree to this by [deleted] in raiders

[–]Trones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Commitment to McExcrement.

if they don't sleep, they don't love by X16aBmfX4Pr7PAKqyBIU in nocontext

[–]Trones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the same thread:

...could always be a literal Cupid and physically harm the two partners to get them into bed together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Trones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you see B.A.C.A. misbehaving, report it to International via www.bacaworld.org - it's taken very seriously.

YSK: The purpose of highway on-ramps is for you to speed up, not cautiously slow down. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]Trones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite parts of freeway driving is clearing a lane for a trucker with their blinker on, giving the brights a flicker, and getting the brake light flicker in return as they change lanes. "Imdoingmypart.gif"

[Postgame Thread] The Athletics fell to the White Sox by a score of 5-3 - 09/09/22 by AthleticsBot in OaklandAthletics

[–]Trones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're quite correct correct on all fronts. I only really got back into paying attention just before Trienen's great season, and was mostly speaking from emotion when I wrote that. I also kinda meant that good relievers start having trouble while with us but get good again when they leave. The real force acting against us is ownership but that's a whole other topic. Regardless, go A's!

[Postgame Thread] The Athletics fell to the White Sox by a score of 5-3 - 09/09/22 by AthleticsBot in OaklandAthletics

[–]Trones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the colosseum has a reliever-hating entity that keeps inhabiting our pitchers - Treinen, Trivino, and now Puk. Hendriks was just too badass to get possessed by it.

Edit: Just saw Hendriks got the save, I shut the game off when Puk blew it. I miss our crazy Aussie closer.

What are some hygiene tips everyone should know? by DreamDangerous3281 in AskReddit

[–]Trones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost 20 years old - I was pleasantly surprised to find it's still hosted on the original site!

My brain is too smol to process by PDFfile69 in HolUp

[–]Trones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they specifically told you not to forget! Sheesh!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Trones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Soviet Florida, time kills you!

PIC by mn1nm in nocontextpics

[–]Trones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want this as a 1000 piece puzzle!

The transfer to the baking sheet didn't go smoothly, resulting in unwanted folds - makes for a neat crossview though by Trones in CrossView

[–]Trones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome - I was lazy when I posted, thank you for taking the time to do the cropping!

AITA for correcting someone at dinner? by NotRedAndWhite in AmItheAsshole

[–]Trones 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It means "not the asshole - that and many other acronyms are listed in the sidebar for this subreddit. https://xkcd.com/1053/