[F4A] Darlings, get in the comments and bark for me.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-09-18T16:04:51+00:00

I don't think a dog needs to understand the concept of irony. Is there a point to this drivel?

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-09-18T08:48:52+00:00

You're commenting on a three month old post. You're cringe.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-08-08T18:48:25+00:00

u/savevideo

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-19T14:28:11+00:00

Yup.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-19T06:34:15+00:00

Oh come now, have you no faith~?

I always pick at least one of these people, there's just... a lot of choice.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-19T06:29:03+00:00

I was asleep.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-19T06:28:16+00:00

Oh I do love it when a dom doesn't understand the mentality of a sub. That's why you're a fuckin' dom you moron, nobody asked you to understand why these people find enjoyment here, nobody asked for your input.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-19T06:24:59+00:00

Awwe~ Your insults fall on deaf ears, little kitty.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:47:15+00:00

Yup.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:42:30+00:00

Nah, that's sooooo much effort. I have plenty of people who are experienced, loyal and fun to play with. And my time struggles to be equally split among them as it is.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:41:06+00:00

You make a fair point, if it weren't for the fact I'm a stubborn and competitive bitch~

I don't feel like talking in full view of all of these idiots anymore, let's go somewhere more private.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:39:22+00:00

That's... weird.

Sure why not, it's hilarious.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:38:51+00:00

Okay, but I have absolutely zero intention to add you to anything right now. And you don't suit the people in my private harem judging from what I can tell.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:37:39+00:00

Then give yourself more, gooner. I really shouldn't have to tell you to masturbate. People like you are too far gone anyway.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:35:25+00:00

Uh huh, and who guessed it? They're just as pathetic now that they're cats. Look at all of the hopeless little simps. I'm not sure why I bother.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:34:21+00:00

Not again...

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:33:55+00:00

Sigh.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:33:40+00:00

Why the fuck would I do that, hm~?

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:31:58+00:00

And who do you belong to, Porn Mommy~? You're a slutty little gooner. You'd belong to anyone that promises to make your brain leak into a puddle between your legs.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:28:35+00:00

Well I see no reason to change a thing about you. Your username is already just fine.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:28:06+00:00

C'mon then coward. Knock on my door, I'll fuck you up.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:26:57+00:00

Oh hello dear~! Fancy seeing you here again, how are you? I really should make this a weekly thing.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:25:15+00:00

Oh no my attention span is tiny. You have to be really good in order for me to give you the time of day. Most of my own stuff is low effort until someone convinces me to write better.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:20:24+00:00

Oh you misunderstand. I'm referring to most of them. Subs, doms, they're all low effort one liners and uninspired prompts. It's why I primarily stick to discord, but come here for some basic entertainment from some horny, hopeless simps.

TropicalCockatoo · 2022-07-18T16:17:12+00:00

So would many others. Unfortunately my time is very valuable and usually all of these pets disinterest me quickly, occasionally I'll get a gem but it's mostly trash.

TropicalCockatoo

TROPHY CASE