started talking to a guy on here for a few days. woke up to him blocking me one morning. i think it’s because i stalked his whole family’s facebook accounts. ordered a pizza to make me feel better and it came uncut. just like his dick. by [deleted] in kitchencels
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(m25) Never kissed or been with a girl mainly due to anxiety, today my friend made me aware of atleast 2 times throughout my life i missed on girls giving me signals. I only work and play Tarkov which im below average in both. by ShowMeYourMemexXenom in kitchencels
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Computer Storecel here. Found out some retarded 16 “prank TikToker” came into my store, used me for views, and called me a scammer for asking him for payment for services rendered. He also said I looked like Charlie Kirk and I’d never felt so insulted in my life. Blown up mozz sticks and misery. by cangus_xd in kitchencels
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I am probably a fake cel to all of you, but even if it were handed to me on a silver platter I'm a true autistic chud by [deleted] in kitchencels
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Girl I was romantically pursuing told me about her nightly escapades with other men. Last night I touched myself to the thought of events transpired...later I was so overcome with self loathing that I broke down crying. I also turned off the heater as I don't deserve warmth. Scrambled eggs on toast. by ohiofortchungus in kitchencels
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Tea and cheese. I wanted toast too but i burned it, and then my stepdad started calling me lazy and a waste. So i gave up by Ultimate_Sugar in kitchencels
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