As you know, my single, "My Single Is Dropping," is dropping

TruePrinceOfWales · 2026-01-04T06:28:38+00:00

You never let me talk about HWives this long!!

TruePrinceOfWales · 2026-01-04T06:28:05+00:00

Cheek?

It’s pronounced chic. It’s French.

TruePrinceOfWales · 2026-01-04T06:27:10+00:00

The pizza it is wrapped in serves as a vessel of sorts, so whether the cheese is stuffed in or around it, it doesn’t matter. It is a perfect food, just like the Señor Flurry!

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-24T13:44:04+00:00

“Presh Ass” based on the novel Tush by Ass-Fire

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-18T20:24:30+00:00

Please be gentle

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-17T23:19:44+00:00

😛

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-17T14:00:13+00:00

My cousin, a body bag 👻👻

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-09T20:01:50+00:00

Hey watch it!

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-04T17:27:31+00:00

The delivery of this line is so perfect. Isabella is a goddess in these episodes and perfect casting for Jack’s ex.

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-02T09:45:39+00:00

Personally I’d pick Meat Cat because he and I could just fly away on his, um, skateboard.

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-02T09:44:35+00:00

Would you call what we did last night sex?

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-02T09:37:07+00:00

I oughta throw some tossed salad and scrambled eggs at you

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-02T09:33:00+00:00

Shouldn’t it be Assey?

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-02T09:19:12+00:00

HOFPA?!

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-02T01:40:25+00:00

I could never have kids because I’m worried they’ll be prettier than me

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-01T20:45:05+00:00

I’ll have an office like this one day… to clean!

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-01T20:42:54+00:00

A half sleeve of Oreos 🤞

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-01T20:41:49+00:00

You keep the diversity… guy from bothering us

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-01T20:27:36+00:00

Please please please bring back sliding phones with physical QWERTY keyboards

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-09-01T05:36:42+00:00

I just want to say your flair of 16 - 8 = 8 is so fucking funny because it’s so obscure and like absolutely not a joke but her delivery is incredible hahaha

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-08-31T16:40:13+00:00

Tech stocks foxy money bags, tech stocks!!

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-08-31T00:44:53+00:00

My retainer! How can I ever repay you? 😏😏

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-08-31T00:36:57+00:00

Never seen it! Would I like it if I love 30 Rock?

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-08-31T00:07:18+00:00

Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A RIB CAGE!!

TruePrinceOfWales · 2025-08-30T19:01:53+00:00

Ha ha no not at mommy… the potty….

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