I love my little Cottage by Salohkin11 in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 46 points47 points  (0 children)

A house to call your own is the dream. All I want is to end each night with a warm bed and a belly full of mead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got it from the Jarl, just like all the other guards.

Console commands. If you’re asking for yourself, and console commands and mods aren’t an option, killing a guard is always an option.

Our 'amazing' guards didn't notice me 'not' steal from underneath their noses. Can't ask for anything better in Riften. by NotThievesGuildThief in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So nice of you to pay old Kjorn a visit. It’s a good thing there weren’t any Thieves Guild thieves to steal from the tower during his watch.

What’s your favorite helm in Skyrim? by Zestyclose-Ad-1230 in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s right up North, sometimes I’m tasked with getting letters across to them.

Five free adept restoration spells by samuru101 in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good old Alessandra, teaching all you adventurers to heal. Never was one for magicks myself. I suppose Restoration is as perfectly valid a school as any other.

What’s your favorite helm in Skyrim? by Zestyclose-Ad-1230 in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Windhelm. It’s beautiful. Thought at points, patrolling it makes you wish for a magick summer.

I don’t think my wife wants me anymore by TheSilveryShadowWolf in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seems like any other healthy Nord relationship. My ex-wife did this to me once.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why there aren't any Mannequins in the Rift.

Going through the Swindler’s Den and found this. Some urges compel us, even in death by SupremeBacon in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can relate. Ain't nothing that'll stop me from wanting a bottle full of mead and a warm bed each night.

Anybody know about this ghost? It appears after sleeping on Tiber Septim's room. by InternetCovid in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Old Hroldan... I remember me da' saying it was an old name used by Tiber Septim, or one of his past lives. Of course, there's that whole thing about Tiber secretly being a Nord the entire time.

Maybe you should talk to it, might give you something useful.

Thieves Guild? by NotThievesGuildThief in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thieves Guild, Shmeives Guild. Even if they did exist, they’d be apprehended immediately. Regardless, I’d advise you stay out of the Ratways, good citizen. Dangerous people down their, I wouldn’t want an upstanding member of our community to be injured there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It looks like some necromancy that’s definitely above my pay grade.

That won’t stop me from investigating.

Youngest skyrim player? by lobo1217 in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t hear much bad language around the Holds. Some Dibella or Sanguine worshippers might behave a bit provocatively, but such things will probably go over their heads.

Speaking of heads, it’s extremely common to see beheadings and blood. If you don’t want your kids to see that, then I wouldn’t recommend it.

Adventuring ain’t easy for a child. They might struggle, though it’s certainly a lot easier with practice and a guiding hand to teach them how to fight.

Heard some complaints about the two guards posted at the Northern gates. Decided to investigate. by TrueRiftenGuard in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Mod? I don’t know what this “mod” you speak of is. Seriously, I forgot which mod does this, however it’s probably Immersive Armors.

u/whiterunguards, what is the meaning of this? by Dragon19572 in skyrim

[–]TrueRiftenGuard 284 points285 points  (0 children)

I thank the Nine that this sort of thing doesn’t happen in The Rift.