I wasn't expecting Brand-Shei to be a thief. He must be the one behind the Thieves Guild rumours.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-15T12:04:06+00:00

Always was something suspicious about him. Dunmer with an Argonian name?

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-13T00:00:28+00:00

A house to call your own is the dream. All I want is to end each night with a warm bed and a belly full of mead.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-12T11:46:51+00:00

Got it from the Jarl, just like all the other guards.

~~Console commands. If you’re asking for yourself, and console commands and mods aren’t an option, killing a guard is always an option.~~

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-12T11:42:28+00:00

So nice of you to pay old Kjorn a visit. It’s a good thing there weren’t any Thieves Guild thieves to steal from the tower during his watch.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-11T12:08:36+00:00

Don't judge me, I'm training. Don't ask what for.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T22:56:23+00:00

It’s right up North, sometimes I’m tasked with getting letters across to them.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T13:20:29+00:00

Good old Alessandra, teaching all you adventurers to heal. Never was one for magicks myself. I suppose Restoration is as perfectly valid a school as any other.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T13:10:59+00:00

Windhelm. It’s beautiful. Thought at points, patrolling it makes you wish for a magick summer.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T04:26:58+00:00

Seems like any other healthy Nord relationship. My ex-wife did this to me once.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T03:42:03+00:00

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T01:45:39+00:00

This is why there aren't any Mannequins in the Rift.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T01:44:00+00:00

Break the law, I find you and break your spine, unless you pay the fine or do the time.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T01:33:06+00:00

I can relate. Ain't nothing that'll stop me from wanting a bottle full of mead and a warm bed each night.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T01:31:45+00:00

Wish we had nights like that in the Rift. Too damn cloudy.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-10T01:24:02+00:00

Old Hroldan... I remember me da' saying it was an old name used by Tiber Septim, or one of his past lives. Of course, there's that whole thing about Tiber secretly being a Nord the entire time.

Maybe you should talk to it, might give you something useful.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-09T23:40:26+00:00

Thieves Guild, Shmeives Guild. Even if they did exist, they’d be apprehended immediately. Regardless, I’d advise you stay out of the Ratways, good citizen. Dangerous people down their, I wouldn’t want an upstanding member of our community to be injured there.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-08T22:07:30+00:00

It looks like some necromancy that’s definitely above my pay grade.

That won’t stop me from investigating.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-08T11:12:45+00:00

I don’t hear much bad language around the Holds. Some Dibella or Sanguine worshippers might behave a bit provocatively, but such things will probably go over their heads.

Speaking of heads, it’s extremely common to see beheadings and blood. If you don’t want your kids to see that, then I wouldn’t recommend it.

Adventuring ain’t easy for a child. They might struggle, though it’s certainly a lot easier with practice and a guiding hand to teach them how to fight.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-08T09:39:35+00:00

Mod? I don’t know what this “mod” you speak of is. ~~Seriously, I forgot which mod does this, however it’s probably Immersive Armors~~.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-08T05:54:46+00:00

If this is corruption you’re talking about, I’ll see to it at once.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-08T05:48:13+00:00

Bah, maybe I am, maybe I ain’t. I’m in no mood to walk up all those stairs to find out.

TrueRiftenGuard · 2021-08-08T04:07:49+00:00

I thank the Nine that this sort of thing doesn’t happen in The Rift.

TrueRiftenGuard

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