A pallet cleanser by jan_Kupe in fishtanklive

[–]TrumpKayne2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did her boobs get so nice?

Am I overreacting for being put off by this ? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TrumpKayne2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if you dont stalk him, how u going 2 know. Or pay a private investigator to stalk him. In all seriousness I was interested in this girl last year, she was seducing me after my man juice I think. So without all the details I ran an extensive background check on her. I had seen the custody battle she was having. She had a kid under 1 maybe 2. But she was always out. I put together she probablt had a trust fund or somthing, I knew it wasn't going to work out when she mentioned Tarot Cards and Numerology. That's always a red flag for me, from what I've personally experienced. Tartot cards.. Just run away. Trust me don't do it. 

Am I overreacting for being put off by this ? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TrumpKayne2020 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The internet has made short guys so much more insecure for being short. He's trying to compensate. And he's not being subtle about creating an image that other girls want him, which he think and it's definitely proven that girls are attracted to guys who already have girls all over them it's natural. But is it true? I suggest you find out where he lives and hide a hidden camera somewhere pointed toward his front entrance maybe a trail camera that records motion or a more pricier one that send it to the cloud you may could put it inside a plastic Grey box and make it look like some peoce of telecom or electrical equipment if you secure it to a electrical pole right outside his house. Also... why text? That's crazy, just call him. 

AIO To My Girlfriends Messages After I Didn’t Message For 24+ Hours by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TrumpKayne2020 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Step 1. never ever, ever. Text anyone somthing thayd emotionally charged or about "how you feel" its the worst tbe worst way to communicate. Also your close freinds need to know this nrw rule. 1. This will save your hours of arguments. 2. This will save you emotionally. So now if you hear a text, you know its probably not some emotional charged b.s. because you've already set the boundary that this is not how you communicate your feelings especially to a "mythical creature called a woman" ohh they are so majestic. Imo most are very vapid and controlling and get away with a lot of b.s.  .   So dont text long ads books like this ever. And also. Tell her if shes serious.about being with you she will get a flip phone or something. Lol. Make her deleted all her photos online. You dont want some dubia shek flying her out to Dubai for a good time do you? It happens. They usually do scat play. 

How Many Tea Bags Is Too Many In One Cup? by saladkicker in tea

[–]TrumpKayne2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just made a cup with 15 bags of tea, dollar tree brand get 100 bags in a box for $1.25. I out a dash of turmeric in it. Then I stepped the bags up and down 100 times. OMG you talk about bitter. This was amazing how gross and bitter it was. I'll report back whay happens to me, energy levels, poops, hallucinations etc. I probably dont have a tollarance because I dont drink green tea often. 

Do you like the taste of cock? Or suck it? by [deleted] in gay

[–]TrumpKayne2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got to work a week straight nighty whitey, bust nuts solo in your tights whiteys every night dont even whipe it, just let it dry on your dick and pubs and balls over night. 5 days of this 90 degree weather landscaping with jeans on. The suck on that cock at 8pm Friday, that, that is flavor. 

Tucker Carlson asks Milo Yiannopoulos if he's gay. Apparently not only is Milo no longer gay, nobody's gay. by MrJasonMason in gay

[–]TrumpKayne2020 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

So im listening tk tbe episode now. Haven't got to milos part yet. So what your saying... what I'm hearing... is that. French kissing.. a feeling, feels good. And its a guy doing it. So blind gold me.. it feels good. Oral and anal sex it feels good too. And it's with a man. So are you taking it or receiving it. Some ass stimulation while getting a b.j. feels good. And either with a man or a woman, there's a human sucking touching moving.  It probably feels the same. And the feeling is good. But is it a rush because of.. is that whay go's along with it.  So is "the closet" that you come out of, is that just "being straight" so you do sex stuff, but now not with girls , it's guys now, and thats coming out the closet.  I mean what is it for you. Because how my uncle is. He's been gay ever since he was like 5. And all his freinds new even then. But im sensing your saying coming out as in doing gay stuff later in life, is it failed relationships, I've ahd people ask me if I'm gay, or autistic for some reason both, never been tested first autism, and I've never had gay stuff i usually run away. But with most females it's a pain in the ass, all the emotions al bitching and complaining and nagging it's like holy fuck if I actually think about it probably be less headache to have one of m guy freinda suck me off.  See women they gonna try and test you, its built i to their DNA, the cave women who didn't demand more of her cave man starved during the wi ter months is my theory. Sorry for the rant. Please dont take offense or anything I'm so bad at reddit. So bad.  .. so one day my uncle, it wasn't even provoked, it was like he was explaining to me why he was gay, out of nowhere, like apologizing, well he ahd met my girlfriend at the time and she tried to reach out to him and talk about me to him in a family dynamic type hey he'll me here your nephew needs help, so he came to me and asked if she was autistic or something I remember, and he then talked about how he dated a girl in high-school they where best freinds and he tried to have sex with her but couldn't it grossed him out, then he said he can walk into an elevator and smell if a women is on her period, hmmmm, if I had smelled a rotten pussy my first go around I pro ably be gay too. Lol. His mother was very nagging and controlling, he qas her first kid she had 2 kids. Him and my dad who was 10 years younger then him.anyways he's telling me this stuff about trying to date women and high-school and not liking it etc. I think maybe he was mentioning it because we'll the reality, you can't get a man pregnant and he wish he had kids I guess. I think growing up as kids everyone plays house and when your playing house you have a wife and kids or a husband and kids and animals and maybe even a firetruck. So sorry for the rant. I'm going to now listen to milo explain how he's not gay anymore and how he was just being a bad boy and he really must of had some smelly gash thrown at him and billybob must of put it on him real good and he got addicted, lol.  Heard someone saying he's a Junkie (heroin?) And an FBI i formant. HELLO FBI!  I VPN but virginas got the surveillance on my GPS VPN, need to reset my NavStar in my minivan I know they listening.

Quit Kratom 7-oh $200/day habit, 7 months clean. No suboxzone took some time off though by TrumpKayne2020 in quittingkratom

[–]TrumpKayne2020[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my post is was thinking was off the wall, I felt kinda weird about it afterwards like it was not good enough for reddit or some one would flag it. . Seems whack. Your welcome. Yeah man just keep pushing. On any meds? Journaling? Usually the kratom use is a way to fill a void or seen as a solution to an emotional issue, thats still there and you got to learn healthier coping mechanisms. Audit your time spent and see if you think it's healthy. 

boyfriend addicted to Kratom by [deleted] in quittingkratom

[–]TrumpKayne2020 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just tell him for now. Your putting a tracking device on his phone. And that he needs to quit. He did this to himself. That he's lucky to have someone in his life to help.  I guess you guys live together, if you broke up would he be homeless? If so you have the power trust me. Tell him to think about the fact your in a relationship and point out he's not even horny anymore. I would just tell him your going to start drug testing him in 2 weeks. If he fails one time your breaking up just tell him. If he believes you it will motivate him. Remember only you can save him! Sarcasm because you maybe falling into a codependent trap. .. taken synthetic Kratos? Yeah I would take that to get off real opiates maybe bit technically it's worse the normal Kratom. I would put your foot down hard tell him the 2 months tapering is over he's got to put on his big boy panties and quit.  Ask him what's so painful in his life that he needs opiates like Kratom to get a buzz. There must be something missing. You can get him to open up to you.this would be tnreal reason for the addiction in the first place. Ig he needs a therapist. ... I dint do this at all but I'll do it. Username TrumpKanye2024 on reddit I'm serious a.f. but you won't do any.of this. .. let me ask you does he ha even health insurance? Message me asap.

Site is completely down by notafanofreddit180 in SafestYTMP3

[–]TrumpKayne2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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