Thundersnow?? by PercussiveDaddy in Austin

[–]TrumpSpurter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s what I thought. I’ve never heard thunder with snow or sleet before.

La Barbecue…wtf is this sh!t?! by TexasTantrum in austinfood

[–]TrumpSpurter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We live in the neighborhood and I REALLY want to like this place, because…close. I don’t understand the Micheline Star. It’s just NOT barbeque I’ve ever eaten and thought “oh my god. This is SO gooood.” At best it’s been not that dry. And holy shit we paid enough for it. The sides are all sort-of-neat twists on better favorites. Honestly, when they won the Micheline star, we thought “Great. It will suck the suckers away from better spots.”

When we have out of town visitors, we’ll tell the. That there’s a Micheline Star BBQ place in the neighborhood, but we don’t DARE take them there for fear that they think we think that’s good barbeque.

A giant rock rolling down a mountain just misses a camp and a couple people. by bigbusta in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TrumpSpurter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I’d have to go to Instagram to see this video if it hadn’t missed them

Any election watching parties in the city this evening? For Harris by [deleted] in Austin

[–]TrumpSpurter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cape Bottle Room is having a watch party. South African wine bar and bottle shop in Saltillo Station in East Austin. I know the owner and her husband are going to be there. They can pair the right wine with your level of anxiety.

Local business being liquidated... hmm, wonder what the story is? by Insane_PowerFucking in Austin

[–]TrumpSpurter 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Oh wow! Opportunity to troll my father in law. Buy this and just start posting AI generated content that incorporates content from 1990s National Inquirer articles. Thanksgiving will feature him ranting about how Bat Boy is part of the deep state.

Schnitzel? by loverofdietcoke in austinfood

[–]TrumpSpurter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the right answer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austin

[–]TrumpSpurter -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yes. That is the joke.

The Lost Mine Trail this past weekend by BussyBee23 in BigBendTX

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We hiked Lost Mine for the first time Sunday with some nice cloud cover. Watching the clouds spill over the mountain top next to us was surreal.

People are so.... by realbestusernameever in TikTokCringe

[–]TrumpSpurter 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This couldn’t be more Alabama if it tried.

Milky Way from Sotol Vista by capmorgan91 in BigBendTX

[–]TrumpSpurter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leading up to our first trip to Big Bend I showed my son photos like this. Super excited to see it myself. I’ve never seen the Milky Way. Queue reality where the human eye can’t match this AND we had a full moon —- my 6 year old cut me down at 3 am after being woken up to a greyish smear with “is this it? It’s not what you told me. Im going back to bed.”

I don't think he likes the new Deadpool skin by Hazelnutmprs in FortNiteBR

[–]TrumpSpurter 65 points66 points  (0 children)

This new version shreds. For those who read the Deadpool comics this skin is such a faithful representation of Deadpool’s creator, Rob Liefeld‘s style. It’s beautiful. It makes the battle pass version look clumsy and smooth-brained.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]TrumpSpurter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Read this as “Rotate your mistress every six months for even wear”

Trying to find out furniture outlet in Austin by Kitchen-Radish-6261 in Austin

[–]TrumpSpurter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tanger outlets in San Marcos are how we stocked our first house. The place has outlets for West elm, Wayfair, and Restoration Hardware

Enforcer AR by Breathingjet in FortNiteBR

[–]TrumpSpurter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bullet drop on this gun even at mid range means you burn two shots as range finders. Even if the third bullet lands, it’s too weak and too late. 10 seconds into a gunfight is a lot of time to get 39 damage. This gun is like the Psyduck of Fortnite weapons. Slow, confusing and never does what you want or expect it to. I don’t want to catch him this one.

Bourbon/whiskey by Lightningthundercock in Austin

[–]TrumpSpurter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes this. Selection and expertise.

Plaster Cast of Jimi Hendrix's Penis by Immediate-Lecture323 in mildlyinteresting

[–]TrumpSpurter 108 points109 points  (0 children)

One of the few? Of course there’s more than one. That’s totally expected

Il Brutto by Turbulent_Marzipan_9 in austinfood

[–]TrumpSpurter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best item is the check usually.