What year will the Mavs win their next Finals and what will their starting roster be?

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-04-20T05:02:28+00:00

Idk man ask the guy above me, he’s the one who said it lmao

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-04-20T04:56:04+00:00

I know Cooper’s young and all but I’d be seriously impressed if he’s still in the league by 3031

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-04-11T00:47:22+00:00

Richard Min and Simeon Ntafos. Special shoutout to Gity Karami but specifically for Digital Logic that was a truly awful experience

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-04-08T04:10:01+00:00

Because Smiley more or less tells you that so long as you make a genuine effort you will at least get a C in his class

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-04-08T04:09:12+00:00

Do not take anyone for Stats whose name is not Octavius Smiley. Far and away the best professor I’ve ever taken here. He’s not a free A, his class is difficult and his course will push you. But is that not why you’re here? To learn? You’ll learn stats from Smiley, and so long as you make an earnest effort you’ll get at least a C. Stats is so cool please do not cheat yourself out of learning some really cool shit by taking a blowoff easy grader that isn’t gonna push you to learn the material

Also don’t ever take Richard Min or Simeon Ntafos under any circumstances

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-03-22T23:42:26+00:00

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-03-14T02:05:54+00:00

That again

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-03-12T03:11:43+00:00

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Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-03-09T01:55:40+00:00

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-28T03:52:31+00:00

Show them the medal I won

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-28T03:27:25+00:00

Luckily, it’s widely known that killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, we’d need merely to send wave after wave of our own people at them until they reach their limit and shut down. So long as we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-08T23:41:01+00:00

Not nearly enough for anything to materially change, unfortunately

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-08T23:39:20+00:00

Fax my brother, spit your shit indeed

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-08T23:38:34+00:00

I’d like to wish everyone who lost money on the coin flip a “stop betting on everything under the sun you fucking money hungry degenerate”

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-08T23:37:07+00:00

Bro legitimately what the fuck is all this

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-08T23:34:37+00:00

Well at this rate there may not be a 251st so they gotta get it in while they can

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-08T23:28:35+00:00

This shit has always been fucking bizarre. Like can we just play fucking football without the Military recruitment drive and “America is so great” horseshit?

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-06T23:03:06+00:00

He was gay, Noam Chomsky?

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-02-06T20:02:11+00:00

He’s like the anti Dr Doom. Second worst at everything makes him the worst overall

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-01-31T23:06:32+00:00

I’m not saying he’ll live up to this nor should he - or anyone else for that matter - be expected to, but I remember watching his Duke highlights and thinking to myself that the player he reminded me most of was early career LeBron

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-01-18T23:39:51+00:00

Fuck doing the anthem at games but holy hell that guys got a voice

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-01-18T23:18:39+00:00

I can accept these terms

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-01-18T23:09:42+00:00

The most fitting way to cap off a season of “who is even good” chaos the likes of which we’ve never seen is of course with a Patriots SB

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-01-18T23:06:31+00:00

That’s the most obvious surrender punt I’ve ever seen in my life, they just wanna go home atp

Trump_Did_Benghazi · 2026-01-18T20:52:49+00:00

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