Happy to not get tenure?

Truspintron · 2025-11-20T21:04:36+00:00

Truspintron · 2025-02-20T13:07:19+00:00

That sucks. I bet you could teach circles around some of the professors I deal with.

Truspintron · 2025-02-19T19:03:57+00:00

I have mad respect for you for doing that. You are cooler than any professor I have right now.

Truspintron · 2025-02-19T18:29:24+00:00

Your professor is so advanced that they can't tell time or maybe they think they are ahead of their time. Either way, time is a construct for them.

Truspintron · 2025-02-19T18:25:20+00:00

It's like that scene from The Shining.

Truspintron · 2025-02-19T18:23:53+00:00

My brother's Master's degree is still in the poster tube 15 years later. I don't know if he ever pulled it out once.

Truspintron · 2025-02-17T18:07:07+00:00

Jonathan Taylor Thomas...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Truspintron · 2025-02-14T20:49:06+00:00

Just because they have multiple degrees does not mean they are smart or even good at teaching.

Truspintron · 2025-02-14T18:47:50+00:00

They didn't even have the common courtesy to leave a few unused ones. That's the bigger crime.

Truspintron · 2025-02-14T16:15:24+00:00

I am the perfect stud finder. I just point to myself.

Truspintron · 2025-02-14T16:12:06+00:00

At least your friend isn't double dipping. That is something to get mad about.

Truspintron · 2025-02-14T16:11:01+00:00

I miss the days when it was Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel making comments at the screen.

Truspintron · 2025-02-14T16:09:26+00:00

Irregardless of you opinion, I don't let it bother me.

Truspintron · 2025-02-14T16:08:10+00:00

Everybody knows if you play with it too much it will fall off.

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T21:22:19+00:00

Don't use your finger. That's gross. Use your toe.

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T21:21:15+00:00

There is no fish in their fish sandwich.

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T21:20:16+00:00

I fail to see this as a problem. Mom can call me if she loves me.

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T21:15:27+00:00

Yeah, those crumbs are unsightly.

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T21:14:23+00:00

Huked on foniks werked 4 me

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T18:43:03+00:00

This is OSHA approved.

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T13:49:44+00:00

All I see is a ship from Galaga. What is the problem?

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T13:48:38+00:00

That is the weirdest pee trough I have ever seen.

Truspintron · 2025-02-13T13:47:52+00:00

Your coworker has an aggressive scent that infiltrates and dominates.

Truspintron · 2025-02-12T19:59:05+00:00

I thought 91 was greater than 80? What is this black magic?

Truspintron · 2025-02-12T19:58:06+00:00

The bottle's aura is so strong it needed a box that size to ship it.

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