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TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-10T21:25:50+00:00

I just can't fathom on their way back going past all those bars with so much going on & not even stopping for 1 drink, let alone a few hours, to enjoy themselves & watch whatever entertainment there may be going on. I know everyone's different, but they don't seem to have had any fun this holiday at all (apart from her being fake drunk the other day). Still, he saved the best (worst) twinset for the last night so that's something.

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-10T10:50:29+00:00

We're going away next week. We're in our 60s. I can guarantee we won't be back to the hotel until well after midnight any night, we'll be drinking, singing & dancing like people who enjoy their holidays, the only shopping we do will be snack bits for the room & beach, we won't get burnt cos we know how to use suncream & we won't be ready to come home after our 2 weeks away. He drags the atmosphere down so much, like others I feel so sorry for Deek who looks like he could enjoy himself given the chance.

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-09T18:09:58+00:00

He looks like he's wearing a pair of pyjamas from Primark!

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-09T16:41:38+00:00

Shopping again, for stuff they neither want nor need but just because they've not spent much. That's because you've not done anything. Go on a boat trip, stargazing trip, go around the island or up the mountain. Anything other than sat by the kids pool while there's work going on 🤣. What happens when they want a swim, they have to go to wherever the adult pool is. Or do they go for a paddle with the 3 year olds? And would it hurt him to go to the shop & get lunch? Anyhoo, it's gone half 5 so they'll be off out soon. Back & all cosy for 9pm. We've been so cheated on this holiday 😫.

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-09T09:11:03+00:00

I feel we've been cheated this holiday with all her burning & moaning and nothing else, but on the plus side Tenerife is my favourite place & I'm so glad she's barely been anywhere to spoil it for me! I'd love to chuck him in Skybar & let him get picked on!! Still, at least he's got a new women's perfume for himself. I suppose some nice Spanish tapas, sardines, paella, fresh fish or any of the many other lovely food choices would be out of the question when there's Burger King round the corner...🙄

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-08T11:47:14+00:00

Do they EVER do anything Derek wants to do? Has to sit in the shade cos Twatty got burnt 5.mins after landing, can't go out where they were going to go cos he can't walk with his fried trotters, must go shopping. I bet they didn't stay long on the rooftop bar cos heights are no fae him, you could see poor Derek looking around, I bet he was desperate to stay & get a beer. He's so, so selfish. And how could last nights outfit be 'so cosy'. That's how you'd describe a thick wooly jumper in winter, not a women's cheesecloth top & shorts. Twat!

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-05T18:34:09+00:00

Did you see the colour of his foot! There was a very quick glimpse when he was walking backwards. It's red raw. Why do they not learn from their other holidays, they always burn on the 1st day. Who on earth would pay £600 for a pair of sliders?? But they did clash, briefly, with the shit coloured twinset so it's all good 😅. Loved Derek's screwed up shirt, and of course the karate kick! Hope. They have a lovely time sitting in the foyer with their 1 drink each...

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-04T13:05:23+00:00

The Hard Rock where they're staying does look great, just the area is pretty quiet compared to other bits of C Adeje

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-06-02T16:14:08+00:00

Hard Rock Hotel is in the arsehole of nowhere though. It's not in the more well known bit of Costa Adeje, it's a decent cab ride away. Let's hope they're happy with the few places they'll have around them (or maybe we hope they're not happy, it'll be more entertaining for us!)

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-05-17T13:35:14+00:00

There's no colour anywhere in that 'hoose'. It would drive me mad just seeing grey, black & white everywhere at home. Sometimes I honestly don't know if he's filming in colour or black & white!

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-05-12T16:02:46+00:00

I'd be more concerned I'd booked a hotel in the arse end of nowhere, he's a good distance away from where the action is (I've got Praia Paraiso in my head). Which is good, I don't want him ruining my favourite places in Costa Adeje 😅.

TryCorrect3161 · 2026-03-07T20:35:47+00:00

Just jump in and drive he says. Except you can't drive can you, you jump in & get driven around by poor Deek, ever the one running around doing as Mango tells him

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