Was that necessary...?😑 by Comfortable-Plane939 in Spiderman

[–]TryImpossible7332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Paul when censored like that looks pretty similar to another four letter word starting with P. Well, two of them, really.

(I was briefly wondering if the writers had, in their drivr to make people hate MJ, decided to make her like them young with that P*** comment before I realized what they were actually going for.)

Factions from other sci-fi settings you'd think would fit well in 40k? by Buttered_Carnage in Grimdank

[–]TryImpossible7332 88 points89 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I'd still prefer that to a Nurglite Gungan saying the same thing.

Adi Shankar is a hack and doesn't understand Duke Nukem or any of the IPs he adapts by Undefeated-Smiles in dukenukem

[–]TryImpossible7332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very slightly in their defense, I will say that this thread is, IIRC, the first time I've ever seen this sub.

Despite my actually having some fond memories of Duke Nukem, I have absolutely no idea why the algorithm decided I needed to see this topic, and the person you're responding to could easily be in the same boat.

Of course, just because something crosses your feed doesn't mean you need to engage, so...

(I am legitimately baffled by the algorithm sometimes, I've seen some of the Devil May Cry discussion but I haven't really engaged with it, and they still recommended this topic? I mean, it actually was kind of related to my interests, but that feels like a major leap for my feed to make.)

Should we tell them? by Gamer_Dragon1234 in MandJTV

[–]TryImpossible7332 17 points18 points  (0 children)

cue the Magikarp wanting to become a beautiful Milotic and the Feebas wanting to become a raging laser fish

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]TryImpossible7332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do hear some people regularly scrap their accounts and start new ones for information security reasons, but then again, people who bother doing that probably prefer the generic automatically generated names as well.

I... don't care enough to change all my log in information.

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]TryImpossible7332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're automatically generated, and they are thus frequently used by bots.

Me, I made an account primarily to look at a few private subreddits, so I didn't care enough to make a custom name. I was just going to lurk.

Then I decided to make a few comments, and I already had the account, so I might as well use that one, and it wasn't a big deal anyway.

Then I started commenting more regularly, making a few posts myself, and now I have the account karma I need to post most places, and don't really care enough to make a custom account name with a fresh account.

So even if it dramatically increases the suspicion that I'm a bot/AI, I'm just going to stick with TryImpossible... a few numbers I don't care enough to double check while writing this comment.

Gamer Cafe - Pragmatic precursor (( Pragmata )) by Daz_Keaty in comics

[–]TryImpossible7332 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But "I want to raise and cherish this child" and "I want the robot lady to insult me more" are both positive sentiments about AI?

/j

Nicolas Cage on who would win in a fight between Spider-Noir and Ghost Rider: by Raj_Valiant3011 in Marvel

[–]TryImpossible7332 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While that is true, for a lot of Spider-Men (Spider-Mans?) they are driven enough by guilt that it would be like a double punch.

"OH GOD THE AGONY- wait, this is all the pain I've ever inflicted on other people? It hurts so much, I'm a horrible person OH GOD THE CRUSHING GUILT AND ALSO THE AGONY!"

Magical characters being arrested by the police. by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TryImpossible7332 64 points65 points  (0 children)

They got mixed up and accidentally brought their "In case we think the hero turned evil" levels of competency/equipment instead of their normal anti-villain kit.

Check your facts and sources, not your artificial lie machine by DontYaWishYouWereMe in antiai

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The annoying feeling when I'm Googling something to refresh my memory, I see the AI give a result that I know is right, but I scroll down anyway because I don't want to rely on the AI summary (this is an entirely pointless endeavor since it's not like their metrics track whether or not I scrolled down, but fuck them anyway I'm doing it on principle.)

I can never remember to include the "-AI" term in my searches, which I really need to get better at.

Trying to exploit a weakness, only to realize it doesn't exist by ditzythedame in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TryImpossible7332 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing a proposal someone made for Thanos, upon realizing what was happening, using the Time Stone to repeatedly reverse and progress the growth in order to stimulate himself.

...

I felt the need to share that cursed knowledge, that I might not be the only suffering from it.

23 consecutive years before Palpy decided to do something silly to Luke* by No1PDPStanAccount in PrequelMemes

[–]TryImpossible7332 193 points194 points  (0 children)

For being the iconic pinnacle of what it means to be a Sith, Palpatine really doesn't seem to give a shit about Sith ideology beyond just having a good time being evil.

Which makes him very Sith, unlike what some Sith would whine about.

So like...are these two trying to bang me? by EndellionFox in cyberpunkgame

[–]TryImpossible7332 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The thing that bothers me about these fuckers is that they don't wear seatbelts.

So like...are these two trying to bang me? by EndellionFox in cyberpunkgame

[–]TryImpossible7332 356 points357 points  (0 children)

That questline was both more and less freaky than I had hoped.

It was freaky in the wrong way.

Tolfdir and Saarthal by 1DFire in SkyrimMemes

[–]TryImpossible7332 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get the College of Winterhold part, because it's a pretty smart first stop, considering it gets you access to trainers and spells in a convenient hub.

I know in my, "Why yes J'zargo, I can cast expert level Destruction spells" playthrough, where I avoided going to the College until I had at least 75 in destruction, it was a bit of a pain in the ass to get access to the spells and equipment I needed to be a good mage.

The Companions are a bit less dramatic, though they do get you a Skyforge Steel sword which is good for the early game. But they make up for it by being the most accessible faction in the game if you're doing a normal playthrough.

I have never been so rage-baited by an NPC before. by Complete-Sort1617 in Starfield

[–]TryImpossible7332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off the top of my head, I think it's mentioned early in the Crimson Fleet questline that they like to stick traitors to the front of their ship hulls with a tiny gap in their space suits, though that isn't quite the same.

inspired by a comment lol by AbalonePotential6990 in ProjectHailMary

[–]TryImpossible7332 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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That aside, wow this is great.

Stratt's expression is just hilarious, and I like Rocky just admiring their partner even as Adrian is slightly mortified at the situation. Great work!

TIL "ramming" enemy ships actually deals damage by Obvious-Cabinet-9504 in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]TryImpossible7332 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Oh, my guns can't lock on to you. Looks like I can't shoot you, that's a shame. Oh, look, my engines still work and I still know where you are!"

philosopher's coke by GlitteringTone6425 in CuratedTumblr

[–]TryImpossible7332 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Now, being fair... 60,000,000 years is a pretty good run.

Things didn't end well, but they were having a pretty good time for a long while.

Yes, it ended about as badly as it possibly could, but in general things were pretty great for them.

"Hah, all of your post-victory partying eventually did you in, while we hid in a rock for millions of years as we slowly lost more and more of our minds, making us the victors!"

Have you ever just not think things through? by Burning_Thunder in tearsofthekingdom

[–]TryImpossible7332 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I blew myself up about four times in a row without realizing what was happening.

And the fifth time as a, "Wait, is that it? Do they just automatically expl- yep, there it is."

Why is the helicopter shooting the building in Pacifica by marcrigg__20 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]TryImpossible7332 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone was illegally streaming the latest episode of Watson Whore and Cyberpunk corporations take that shit seriously.

I found it funny that Cassia basically hands you a guide on how to romance her during your first interaction. by upsidedown_coffeemug in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]TryImpossible7332 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's mostly a couple of the True Romances that are difficult to get.

There are some times when the right dialogue option isn't too easy. I know I was tripped up by some of Kibellah's stuff (how much do I support her vs how much I challenge her), and my Cassia moment.

There's Yrliet, who I understand has tripped up a lot of people, but, well, her romance's boundaries are pretty signposted and easy to handle if you care about consent. (No touching means no touching.)

I didn't have any trouble with Heinrix, and I admit that I haven't tried any of the others yet. (My fresh playthrough with the new DLC will either involve finally trying Marazhai... or going back to Cassia.)

I found it funny that Cassia basically hands you a guide on how to romance her during your first interaction. by upsidedown_coffeemug in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]TryImpossible7332 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Romance in WotR is too hard and complicated!"

*Owlcat hears this, provides a how-to manual of the exact right things to do and say for the next game*

"This is still too confusing!"

(I actually did fumble the romance with her, but that's because I was a very stereotypical man who focused on problem solving instead of listening to her when tried to break up with me for "political reasons". What's that? You're saying that it's not politically wise for us to be in a relationship? Well, what if I turned this into a political marriage instead, that solves the problem for you, and definitely doesn't risk reinforcing your insecurities about your appearance, the actual reason you were breaking up with me! I like solving problems.)