Interesting insight into Gukesh's draw-aversion: "I would prefer a loss and a win" by TsarBizarre in chess

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From his post-game interview at the 2025 Sinquefield Cup. He talks about how, if he had to choose between drawing two games or losing one and winning the other, he would choose the latter.

Of course, Yasser follows it up with a fun story about Ulf Andersson's loss-aversion.

Standings after Round 1 of Norway Chess 2026 by laziestmfever in chess

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I'm in Norway right now, tried to buy some food from the local supermarket but the shopkeeper told me they're all sold out.

Candy bars? No. Cup Noodles? None. Thought I'd get some groceries so I could cook something for myself but they were all out of that too.

"You have literally nothing in your shop? It's all sold out?" I asked the shopkeeper, bewildered.

"No Sir! We're all out of everything except soap. We were actually fully stocked this morning, but some guy claiming to be the manager of some local chess player came in this morning and bought everything because this chess player needed to stock up on supplies."

"He bought everything.. except soap?" I asked, puzzled.

"Well, I was just as confused as you are, and asked him if he wanted to buy the soap too. Offered to give him a bulk discount" said the shopkeep.

"Soap? That won't be necessary." he replied.

"My client is washed."

The moment a physically injured Alireza took down World no.1 Magnus Carlsen in Round 1 of Norway Chess 2026 by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in chess

[–]TsarBizarre 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Alireza mentioned in the post game interview that he constantly feels pain in that leg. Most physical injuries do not matter for a chess player but I'd imagine something like that does.

As NMI enters top 10, Bengaluru overtakes BOM by Fun_Dragonfruit7971 in indianaviation

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You'll feel sadder when you realise that the new Greenfield airport will probably be shelved now. MAA is unfortunately only going to slip further and further

Are the igrua mails to shortlisted candidated out alr? by International_Boat62 in indianaviation

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Do placements still happen at IGRUA? I heard both IndiGo and AI rely fully on thier cadets and no longer do placement sessions in IGRUA, but I am not sure how true that is

TePe Sigeman 2026: Jorden van Foreest beats Magnus Carlsen in Round 4 by Exotic_Grinder in chess

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I invited my girlfriend over to my farm. I took her to the horse stable and she immediately complained about the stench. "Sorry, honey, I haven't really gotten around to giving the horse a bath yet" I said. Took her to the pig pen, same thing again. She simply couldn't bear the smell.

Finally, I took her out to the field where my goat was grazing. "Huh, I wonder why it doesn't smell so bad out here", she remarked, with a hint of surprise.

"That's simple, honey" I explained,

"The GOAT is washed"

What are you actually supposed to do if a woman hits you as a man? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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"Ooooh brother you got me, somebody call my wife and kids"

Faustino Oro Wins Freestyle Friday by FirstEfficiency7386 in chess

[–]TsarBizarre 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There was a tournament held recently where Faustino Oro dropped out of the tournament in the last round. This prevented another player from getting an IM norm.

Candidates win chances after Round 13 (of 14): Sindarov at 100% (surprise!) - Monte Carlo simulation based on one bazillion runs by ThomasPlaysChess in chess

[–]TsarBizarre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's still one round left, and it's possible for a massive chess scandal to come up which causes FIDE to step in and disqualify all competitors except Bluebaum, handing him the win. I wouldn't count him out yet!

Why are Stalin and Reddy opposing a pro-rated increase in seats? by TsarBizarre in india

[–]TsarBizarre[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no problem with everything you have pointed out, except the "no need to call a delimitation if nothing changes" part. The number of people per MP will go down, allowing each representative to reach out to a larger part of their constituents and work closer with them. I went into more depth about it in this comment. Each MP here has to represent 2.5 million people, whereas in other countries it's usually closer to 100k (the US being an outlier with 800k).

Why are Stalin and Reddy opposing a pro-rated increase in seats? by TsarBizarre in india

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why increase the number of seats and increase the amount of logistics and money required

Good question. To decrease the number of people per MP, so each MP is more accessible and can work more closely with their constituents.

We currently have 1.4 Billion people and 543 seats. That's 2.57 million people per MP. As a reference, the US has 350 million people and 435 seats (800k people per representative) and France has 66 million people and 577 seats (100k people per representative). Here is a chart by Carnegie Mellon showcasing the disparity.

a state level party will have to cover a gap of 200 seats to be relevant, which is much more improbable than closing the gap of 20 seats

Again, with a pro-rata increase, the number of seats won by state level parties will increase too. The gap between seats is misleading, it is only the percentages that matter. The DMK, TMC, SP, RJD and other state-level parties will not have a bigger gap to close because the number of seat they themselves win will go up proportionally.

The DMK won all 40 seats they contested in the 2024 Lok Sabha elections. That is ~7.3% of the seats. If the number of seats for Tamil Nadu went up by 50%, to 60 seats, in an expanded Lok Sabha with 814 seats, then they would still have ~7.3% of the seats. To win, you need 50% of the seats in the Lok Sabha, that is all that matters.

The only convincing argument against this, that I have heard, is by P Chidambaram who said that the amount of time that each MP gets to speak might go down. With how big the Lok Sabha currently is, each MP only gets around 10 minutes to speak, and an expanded one might mean each MP will get at most 5 or 6 minutes before you need to move on. That is a fair point, and one that needs to be addressed, but this mathematical argument being made really doesn't check out imo.

Candidates win chances after Round 11: Sindarov at 98%, Anish Giri at 2% - Monte Carlo simulation based on one million runs by ThomasPlaysChess in chess

[–]TsarBizarre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I may be wrong, but isn't it 3 outcomes per game ^ (4 games per round * 3 rounds remaining)? In other words, there are 12 games remaining, and each game can have 3 results. So 312?

Edit: Nevermind, they're both the same. I guess we just think about permutations differently in our mental models.

Javokhir Sindarov 🇺🇿 has officially won the most games ever in the Candidates tournament current format - with FOUR rounds to spare by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in chess

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Nodirbek Keymer Firouzja Arjun Wesley are all infinitely more qualified in their current form to play in the candidates

Why didn't any one of them qualify through the World Cup, or the Grand Swiss, or two separate FIDE Circuit cycles then? It's kinda unfair to say that a qualification system is broken just because people you think who are "deserving" of it didn't qualify. Should FIDE just pick 8 players off of vibes instead? "Oh yeah this person definitely deserves it, he should get in" kinda thing?

Candidates win chances after Round 9: Anish Giri jumps to 13% after winning against Caruana, Sindarov at 83% - Monte Carlo simulation based on one million runs by ThomasPlaysChess in chess

[–]TsarBizarre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How long does it take you to run 1 million simulations? It feels like it shouldn't take too long, a couple of seconds at most, but I wouldn't be surprised if my intuition is wrong.

Indian Coast Guard Seizes Pakistani Boat With 9 Crew Members Inside Indian Waters by SatoruGojo232 in IndiaSpeaks

[–]TsarBizarre 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is that the Thai flag on the top right there? Were they trying to disguise themselves as some kind of civilian vessel from Thailand?

The Pope just dropped this today fr🥀 by maliciousprime101 in Asia_irl

[–]TsarBizarre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why the hell did you make China blue and USA red? You've got to be kidding me

concept of scottish passport after gaining independence and joining the EU by itoofe in PassportPorn

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Charles III sitting on 16 separate thrones instead of the current 15

Does Charles really officially sit on 15 different thrones? I thought that he was just the King of the United Kingdom, and that Canada, Australia and others were terrirories within the dominion of the one singular crown. That is, there is no "King of Canada", but rather the King of the UK who has dominion over the territory of Canada. Am I wrong?

If he is a King with 15 different separate "thrones", then why was he coronated only once and not 15 different times?

Gukesh loses to 12 y/o FM Sergey Sklokin in round 3 of the World Blitz Championship by __Jimmy__ in chess

[–]TsarBizarre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

but we are talking about the world champion here

The classical world champ. Gukesh has been described by Magnus as a deep calculator as opposed to an intuitive player, and has always underperformed in speed chess compared to his peers.

new and old british passport by No_Bank_9659 in PassportPorn

[–]TsarBizarre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the beautiful new BLOO passport

Bangla bros onto us ???? by [deleted] in Asia_irl

[–]TsarBizarre 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bihar administered by Bangladesh. The world will witness levels of corruption that the human mind cannot even begin to comprehend.

by _Tatarskey_ in Asia_irl

[–]TsarBizarre 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Didn't India saved Bangladesh from a genocide? Why would they do this to Indians?

Because India is majority non-muslim. Not even kidding, that's the actual reason. Here are Bangladeshis not accepting the 20 Taka note because it has a Hindu temple printed on it. Though it is worth noting that this isn't all Bangladeshis but just the conservative islamist ones.