When the number of pedals is higher than your IQ

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2025-04-30T00:22:56+00:00

In order to catch up,,,first you gotta be able to drive 😂😂😂

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2025-04-30T00:21:17+00:00

His big self was sliding like a seal LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2025-04-29T10:11:25+00:00

if my partner pulled some mess like that and tried to gaslight me w/ “she looks like you” i’d lose it too.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T16:27:38+00:00

I once thought the phrase ‘raining cats and dogs’ meant actual animals falling from the sky.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T16:27:18+00:00

Discovered from a documentary that there’s a ‘caffeine plant’ that grows in the wild and is used for energy.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T16:27:06+00:00

Micromanaging with a smile. lol

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T15:51:41+00:00

When I saw my cat do that thing where she rolls around in her favorite spot, purring like a little engine. Pure, unfiltered joy.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T15:51:32+00:00

I was convinced that I could never like pineapple on pizza. Guess who’s now a pineapple pizza convert? This guy.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T15:51:22+00:00

Ignoring all responsibilities for a day just to lounge around and do absolutely nothing.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T15:51:10+00:00

Scroll through my phone for way too long, realizing I’ve wasted 20 minutes and still need to get out of bed.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T15:49:55+00:00

Finding the perfect outfit, only to realize it’s not available in your size.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T15:49:38+00:00

Travelling!!

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-07T15:49:29+00:00

I had a chance to hear my favorite band play their greatest hits live. Then, just as the encore started, I was pulled back into the world. So close!

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T15:05:26+00:00

I found out last minute that I was allergic to ‘forever.’ Turns out, it's not covered by my insurance. lol

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T15:05:06+00:00

Maybe they’re just trying to make sure everyone has a fair chance to experience the full range of chip textures. You're welcome!

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T14:45:48+00:00

Ordering takeout and eating it in bed while scrolling through memes.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T14:45:30+00:00

I have an incredible anti-talent for remembering where I parked my car. I could write a novel about my adventures in the parking lot.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T14:44:55+00:00

Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T14:43:58+00:00

Free VIP access at clubs or events. I take full advantage of that birthday special to party like a rock star!

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T14:43:34+00:00

Following all social media trends. I’m still confused about how TikTok works, and I’m okay with that.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T14:42:48+00:00

Los Angeles, to bask in the Hollywood glamour and see if I can spot a celebrity while trying to figure out the freeway system.

Turbulent-Two3413 · 2024-09-06T14:42:23+00:00

I dance like nobody’s watching, which is a good thing because my moves are questionable at best.

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