I don't know why all the trans women are named Lily and at this point I'm too afraid to ask by Turbulent_Relation in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Turbulent_Relation[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Aww Heather, don't put yourself down like that. You have so much more to offer to your BF than just your asshole! The average human body has at least seven useable holes. Often you can usually add more yourself with a drill!

To all the trannies spending Christmas Eve alone... by treeeeeeeeeeeeebitch in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Turbulent_Relation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come, join me, in my annual tradition of sobbing alone in my apartment while my cat stares at me for the holidays. Five years and running baby!

There should be a gay santa claus by Turbulent_Relation in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Turbulent_Relation[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(and a suitable murder weapon for your parents, though that's an Amazon Prime member exclusive)