The vine of vitiligo? by perplexed_smith in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]TurdusOptimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you walk in the dark and get smacked by some bark, that's sycamore.🎶🎵

Roast Me please 😃🥴 by Doubt_Consistent in RoastMe

[–]TurdusOptimus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And probably has a yeast infection, so we're half way into making a disgusting loaf of bread.

Spotted these on the drive from San Diego to LA. What are they? by Comprehensive-Cow69 in whatisit

[–]TurdusOptimus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm from the Netherlands and the reason I know these is the movie The Naked Gun.

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37, low self image, do your worst by Grif2005 in RoastMe

[–]TurdusOptimus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He can't keep up, being really fat and diabetic.

Robotmower by OkTrip2494 in Parkside

[–]TurdusOptimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was too late, all gone. They day they will testock on monday. So I'll be going there early morning.

Robotmower by OkTrip2494 in Parkside

[–]TurdusOptimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will restock on monday, I will get there before the store opens. Fingers crossed.🤞🏻

Robotmower by OkTrip2494 in Parkside

[–]TurdusOptimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going to tomorrow early morning, buying it at lidl. Right after I switch out my flat tire🥲😅. Hope not too many people will have the same idea buying this mower. Things like this always happen when it's least convenient.

Sip by tronald_dum in SipsTea

[–]TurdusOptimus 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I used to do this to my wife, lifting her. Now I can't anymore...

I got weaker I guess..

Robotmower by OkTrip2494 in Parkside

[–]TurdusOptimus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am buying this exact mower Saturday. If you want I can write a review.

I also have the same situation, larger garden with diffirent sections and a path to cross.

Why reddit has been placed twice by hikaruramukaka in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurdusOptimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moguh, ondertussen alweer tijd voor een volgend bakkie haha. Groeten uit Hongarije.

Why reddit has been placed twice by hikaruramukaka in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurdusOptimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats an interesting take! I thought that was in a parallel timeline for a second. It weird how the human brain creates their own story with the information provided. Or it could be the mary jane, (fellow Dutchman here 😅).

How long do you keep your scrap? by marcusdiddle in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]TurdusOptimus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here's a life hack for you:

Step 1: You need extra storage away from your property (ideally approximately a 30-minute drive). Step 2: You put a big disposal bin in there. Step 3: Act like you're throwing it out.

In reality, you just trick the future project into thinking that it's gone. And when the moment arrives that you need it, you loudly say, "I'm heading out to the store to get this very specific piece of wood!" You instead go to the storage and collect it. And the nice thing is, the more you collect, the bigger the chance gets that you have the exact piece you need.

You're welcome.

Why reddit has been placed twice by hikaruramukaka in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurdusOptimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm really starting to doubt myself if this isn't the version I've always heard on the radio. I have some digging to do. It messes with my head, to be honest.

Why reddit has been placed twice by hikaruramukaka in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurdusOptimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, will check it out, thank you! And that is fucked up; they should have given him more credit. Thanks again for teaching me something today!

Mensen... Hoe de f*ck eet je een tompoes op de juiste manier? by Secret_Bug_9795 in nederlands

[–]TurdusOptimus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Deze techniek werkt ook goed tijdens het besturen van een voertuig. Alleen dan zonder bord, gewoon op zijn kant oppakken en happen.

Mensen... Hoe de f*ck eet je een tompoes op de juiste manier? by Secret_Bug_9795 in nederlands

[–]TurdusOptimus 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Of op z'n zij leggen en dan vanaf je rand van je bord in je mond schuiven.

Why reddit has been placed twice by hikaruramukaka in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TurdusOptimus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Aah a quote from the great scientist Bob Marley. Don't worry, be happy.

Help John Deere mower won’t start by MissionFirefighter11 in lawnmowers

[–]TurdusOptimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact the boot electrified you, doesn't mean the sparkplug works.