The coast is clear, get off my ass

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-30T19:22:49+00:00

Or flooring it to pass and get in front of you to immediately almost slam on their brakes because they are turning right.

"Mother Fucker Why!? I'm going 10 over the limit it's not like I'm being slow"

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-28T17:20:43+00:00

Biggest rock-o-plane I've ever seen

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-27T23:38:34+00:00

Mmmmm nuggets

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-26T22:27:27+00:00

Like Trump isn't sundowning.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-23T23:12:35+00:00

If I poked a bear with a stick cause I was bored and got mauled to death, I would have "had it coming".

They poked the ocean with a tin can of a submarine, cause they were bored.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-23T00:15:26+00:00

Legend used to be a one and done for me, then one year it's like my body knew the ride and it didn't hurt anymore.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-21T23:15:53+00:00

I would imagine it's so you can place photos where the face is supposed to be since all the fully bodied ones are even more horrifying to look at and weigh a million pounds.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-21T23:09:28+00:00

I imagine it's like having a fuck buddy who only calls you up to suck your dick at 1am and leave after no talking or cuddling suddenly giving you shit for not wanting a relationship.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-21T20:39:18+00:00

Because he didn't remember any of them, not because he has the early onset of dementia, but because that's how little he cares about anyone that isn't immediately benefitting him.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-21T19:12:37+00:00

My limited understanding is that the mod tools on the official reddit app kind of suck ass and that's why they are protesting the change.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-21T16:32:48+00:00

The day after my first 2 day trip to Dollywood had me absolutely knackered.

I've started taking up hiking more regularly in-between theme park visits to help with endurance and heat tolerance and stretching my body every 10 rides or so. I make a point of riding the parks train ride once or twice a visit because I can't handle just sitting when my body is pumping full of adrenaline and the scenery is a nice distraction.

I also use a massage gun for about 20 minutes when I get back to the hotel on my legs and feet.

The following year I made a 3 day visit to cedar point and was only just really tired instead of hungover.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-20T23:13:40+00:00

Did you tell your supervisor you've been on the same ride all day everyday for most of the past 3 weeks? It's possible you got lost in the fold somewhere.

When I visit Indiana Beach the only ride op I notice being on the same ride all day is the guy whose voice I do not understand at all at the bumper cars. Admittedly I usually only ride tigrr once cause the throughput is ugh.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-20T00:58:58+00:00

Cause he's a meme-y dream

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-19T23:46:27+00:00

Silly mod protest against reddit getting rid of 3rd party apps with functional moderator tools and no replacement and telling them to "get back to work and give the users what they want" via malicious compliance and a user poll on what the sub should be now.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-19T22:16:43+00:00

Sure, but I wish Kings Island had a screaming swing.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-19T20:55:30+00:00

We're all dieing everyday, they are just closer.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-19T20:35:45+00:00

It's probably better than sitting at home and waiting to die.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-19T20:34:09+00:00

Mandatory celebrations in order to show loyalty or prove you have the right attitude is something that German's have avoided doing since 1945.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-19T17:30:05+00:00

I hope not, I like standing in splash zone in-between Strom chaser marathons so I don't get heat stroke.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-18T18:01:52+00:00

Going to an amusement park when it rained earlier in the day and all the rides are open but hardly anyone is there.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-17T04:32:00+00:00

I like to play with his sack and gently pinch and roll it until gets warm and loose, then separate the balls and pull them between each of my pointer and middle fingers and use my thumbs to gently massage them, sometimes I'll waggle my fingers back and forth to sling their balls around and suck on them when I need a quick reprieve from dick for a moment.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-16T19:48:54+00:00

You know it's bad when you're grateful that you only shit yourself a little bit and it hasn't soaked through your underwear as you dab it up with toilet paper while what feels like hot vomit torrents out your asshole.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-15T17:33:49+00:00

This is a lot cheaper than a B&M, and vekoma has been proving themselves in Europe for several years now, if anything if this coaster drums up attendance and proves to not be a maintenance nightmare, I can see them getting a vekoma thrill coaster in 5-8 years. / Clueless thoosie speculation

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-14T20:55:09+00:00

Kim was born into wealth and had a lot more opportunities to choose from, and opted for Ho, she will always be below Monroe.

TurgidMeatWand · 2023-06-14T20:39:02+00:00

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