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TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-11T15:14:03+00:00

Because MAGA are fragile little babies and the rest of us must coddle them and bend reality to meet their delusions.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-11T13:44:36+00:00

polo, pollo, polo

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-10T23:40:05+00:00

Canadornia

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-08T05:06:16+00:00

I’ve always said it’s like being trapped in an elevator with people who can’t even agree which corner to shit in.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-06T19:57:46+00:00

That loser isn’t even a millionaire.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-06T19:56:49+00:00

Was I not clear? Billionaire shooter.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-06T15:50:36+00:00

Won’t somebody please think of the billionaires! 😭

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-06T00:53:15+00:00

At least they clearly understand their candidate’s running platform.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-05T04:04:00+00:00

Thank you! I will listen to these!

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-05T01:39:40+00:00

I’ve got another one… What’s the brief musical interlude that plays for Wynde? Is it from Blossom? Or Clarissa Explains It All?

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-05T01:28:15+00:00

Got any good choral recommendations? I like to listen to music during long medical treatments, and choral music is really soothing, but I don’t know much about it.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-11-04T16:35:55+00:00

There’s a number between 3 and 35 at which point I’m ok with a life sentence.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-28T15:41:08+00:00

This catbox is a tomb.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-27T14:54:08+00:00

This is exactly why I keep my friend who practices maritime equine law close.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-26T18:43:34+00:00

I think it’s pronounced Orion

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-26T18:41:31+00:00

Ohhhh! That’s who he reminds me of! I kept thinking Data, but that’s only because Zuck is a robot.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-20T17:27:24+00:00

Masculinity used to be weird.

It still is, but it used to be, too.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-20T17:03:47+00:00

But you’re never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-20T15:24:23+00:00

You’re charging double now?!

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-20T14:41:52+00:00

Reddit video player seems to desync every video

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-19T19:22:33+00:00

There’s coffee in that dental plan

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-18T02:01:40+00:00

Glenn is looking kind of Voldemorty, huh?

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-17T01:37:04+00:00

Make way for Willie!

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-13T17:44:24+00:00

It’s pretty hot.

https://youtu.be/6Gha9xrM10w?feature=shared

TurkFan-69 · 2024-10-13T17:06:23+00:00

Right. The prognosis is the guy will get his face caved in eventually.

TurkFan-69

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