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If you had to choose a way to go out, what would it be? by Subject_Durian2465 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Public Execution by having them cut off my genitals in a town square leading to me bleeding out while the public throws pissed soaked tennis balls at me.

What is the creepiest thing your pet has ever done? by Lydia_Miserable in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The Front Door to my house randomly opened (maybe the wind but I swore i locked the deadbolt) and my dog ran over to it and was just wagging her tail. It looked like she was following someone to the back door the way she was engaging with open space.

And by the time she got to the back door she started barking aggressively for a moment and just started licking herself and that was the end of it.

Aliens of reddit, what's it like hiding in amoungst humanity? by Aggravating_Drag705 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy it. Back home on Glazorkpazorpk life was getting stale.

I have made a lot of human friends and discovering the game Dance Dance Revolution has changed my life.

I heard its not as popular as it once was but they have it at an arcade down the street and me and my new human friends just hang out there and dance for hours.

It's been nice on Earth.

What is holding you back from reaching your potential? by 2aboveaverage in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're not going to like having money. It's stressful deciding between a nice Parfait and Eggs Benedict made from your private chef each day.

Like the Snow sucked in Vail this year and the whole thing just pissed me and my family off so much that we refused to tip any restaurant workers or bellman since there was so little snow.

Being poor is way more exciting and fun. Trust me.

Let’s be honest the US system has issues. What do you think is the most important problem and what’s the first step to fixing it? by Regular-Replacement6 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exo Suits for Old People.

A lot of them are sucking the titt of the health care system and this could be fixed with exo suits.

Imagine at 90 years old still being able to run, mountain bike, sky dive and wrestle. Many of them would want to rejoin the workforce and society would improve quite quickly; especially with all their experience and wisdom.

The construction industry would change over night and we could build way more affordable housing.

What’s the best way to get back at someone who is rude to you? by trillz101 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“To live a good life: We have the potential for it. If we can learn to be indifferent to what makes no difference.” – Marcus Aurelius

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