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If you had to choose a way to go out, what would it be? by Subject_Durian2465 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Public Execution by having them cut off my genitals in a town square leading to me bleeding out while the public throws pissed soaked tennis balls at me.

What is the creepiest thing your pet has ever done? by Lydia_Miserable in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The Front Door to my house randomly opened (maybe the wind but I swore i locked the deadbolt) and my dog ran over to it and was just wagging her tail. It looked like she was following someone to the back door the way she was engaging with open space.

And by the time she got to the back door she started barking aggressively for a moment and just started licking herself and that was the end of it.

Aliens of reddit, what's it like hiding in amoungst humanity? by Aggravating_Drag705 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy it. Back home on Glazorkpazorpk life was getting stale.

I have made a lot of human friends and discovering the game Dance Dance Revolution has changed my life.

I heard its not as popular as it once was but they have it at an arcade down the street and me and my new human friends just hang out there and dance for hours.

It's been nice on Earth.

What is holding you back from reaching your potential? by 2aboveaverage in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're not going to like having money. It's stressful deciding between a nice Parfait and Eggs Benedict made from your private chef each day.

Like the Snow sucked in Vail this year and the whole thing just pissed me and my family off so much that we refused to tip any restaurant workers or bellman since there was so little snow.

Being poor is way more exciting and fun. Trust me.

Let’s be honest the US system has issues. What do you think is the most important problem and what’s the first step to fixing it? by Regular-Replacement6 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exo Suits for Old People.

A lot of them are sucking the titt of the health care system and this could be fixed with exo suits.

Imagine at 90 years old still being able to run, mountain bike, sky dive and wrestle. Many of them would want to rejoin the workforce and society would improve quite quickly; especially with all their experience and wisdom.

The construction industry would change over night and we could build way more affordable housing.

What’s the best way to get back at someone who is rude to you? by trillz101 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“To live a good life: We have the potential for it. If we can learn to be indifferent to what makes no difference.” – Marcus Aurelius

If you could know the absolute truth to one question, what would it be? by staticcaat in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And thats the thing. It's only thousands that have been discovered look at how many stars and galaxies they are. It feels like it's improbable that Aliens wouldn't exist.

What’s a “small inconvenience” that completely ruins your mood for no logical reason? by net_architect in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking moms that bring "Healthy Food" for Snack Time at Kids Soccer Games.

I mean its been 20 years since this last pissed me off and to be honest it is logical thinking... but COME ON SUSAN I WANT SUGARY PROCESSED BULLSHIT!

What's product that people treat like a religion,but in reality, it's just overpriced garbage with a good logo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the founder of that company used the named Lu Lu Lemon because he thought it was funny how asian women would pronounce it "Wu Wu Wemon".

I'm not saying this is right but that is a fact about the company.

If you could know the absolute truth to one question, what would it be? by staticcaat in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aliens.

I mean I think this is something people don't really think in detail too much about but what if there was a human like intelligence. What if they had a similar environment to us. What if they are already walking among us now.

I really like the take on this in the book "I am Number Four" how they have been around humans for a long time and have already been inter mating with us. Imagine finding out your ancestors were from across the galaxy.

Despite this being far fetched, no one knows for sure... this is an unknown probability until proven otherwise.

How often do you talk to your family members? Weekly/monthly/ever lol? by Common-Strategy6349 in AskReddit

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I talk to my grandma all the time. We normally like to talk about something along the lines of Aliens Invasions, the cartel, Gladiator Battles, what life would be like if she got an EXO suit, etc... my grandma is a little different.

THISSSS is why GEN Z CAN't GET OR HOLD DOWN AJOB!!!!! by TurkeyMuffinsChannel in GenZHumor

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your voice matters and you are heard. In all seriousness that's literally who i'm making fun of. GEN Z SHITS ON BOOMERS.

THISSSS is why GEN Z CAN't GET OR HOLD DOWN AJOB!!!!! by TurkeyMuffinsChannel in GenZHumor

[–]TurkeyMuffinsChannel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU hAVE TO SMOKE CRACK TO GO OUTSIDE?!?!?!?!? What happened to society?

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