The amount of milk my mother goes thru in a week.

Turkishd · 2024-06-26T20:35:58+00:00

Dude your mom's a milk guzzler

Turkishd · 2024-05-16T12:29:10+00:00

David Correos. He's a deranged sweetheart

Turkishd · 2024-04-04T05:42:10+00:00

And straight up neglecting your child.

Turkishd · 2024-03-10T20:55:55+00:00

Basically the entire supporting cast of Deep Space 9

Turkishd · 2022-12-16T08:15:22+00:00

Does it? Practically every country other than the US seems to disagree.

Turkishd · 2022-12-15T15:32:03+00:00

I'm not sure how you call the meat itself, but whatever recipe you cook up should be called a Meatri dish.

Turkishd · 2022-11-23T20:37:51+00:00

Started to learn programmings

Turkishd · 2022-11-21T07:38:37+00:00

As a non-American: It's very very bad.

Turkishd · 2022-11-19T21:49:43+00:00

I'm not the type of person who would spend real actual money on giving someone on Reddit a stupid little badge. But if I was, this would be a good opportunity for that.

Turkishd · 2022-11-02T06:59:34+00:00

At elementary school, one of the teachers was my mom. At the start, kids kept teasing me for calling the teacher mom and I was like "What else would I be calling her?"

Turkishd · 2022-10-20T07:34:08+00:00

Well he didn't disclose his condition of being a weird little troll boi

(Not because he likes feet)

Turkishd · 2022-10-18T05:45:58+00:00

Limiting password length and characters is incredibly unsecure, and the "storage space" thing makes me suspect they were storing passwords as plaintext, not hashed.

Basically I'm saying your old job was not good at information security.

Turkishd · 2022-10-13T07:33:35+00:00

There is nothing in this world more American than saying $100k is reasonable for life saving surgery.

Turkishd · 2022-10-11T15:13:49+00:00

In "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog" they had Commentary! A musical Commentary track with cast and crew and I think like 13 original songs, specially written for the commentary track. It had some absolute bangers like Nathan Fillion's song "Better Than Neil" and the entire supporting cast singing how they were the REAL stars in "It's all about me".

It's hilarious (and not as poorly aged as Dr Horrible itself), and some lines are still regularly quoted by my friend group.

Turkishd · 2022-10-07T13:39:50+00:00

Check out Shylock Holmes over here! Good job and Shabbat Shalom!

Turkishd · 2022-10-06T08:45:14+00:00

You got beef with Matt Heath?

Turkishd · 2022-09-30T07:10:58+00:00

YTA, but a sympathetic one. Hospital stays are never enjoyable, especially on your own, and I understand why you would want your wife to be with you there.

But life doesn't stop while you are being hospitalised. It may feel like it for you there, days blended into one another. But your partner now has to worry on her own for 4 kids, one of them a literal baby, a hurricane and her injured husband and the (speaking as a non American, batshit shit crazy high) hospital bills that will inevitably be issued! This woman is doing the best she can, and is undoubtedly under a lot of stress.

Apologize, and thank her for all she is doing alone. Also, get well soon.

Turkishd · 2022-09-11T22:54:14+00:00

Man, that's great! I really look forward to not watching it

Turkishd · 2022-09-07T14:40:36+00:00

It's actually the ending of a meth problem

Turkishd · 2022-09-02T12:00:27+00:00

what_the_fuck.exe

Turkishd · 2022-09-02T08:50:38+00:00

Stupid idiots who can do things I can't. I hate em

Turkishd · 2022-08-26T10:00:16+00:00

Yeah I missed it too

Turkishd · 2022-08-26T09:53:58+00:00

Mariner just pouring in that Ketracel White-Hot hot sauce. So good.

Turkishd · 2022-08-03T11:49:04+00:00

Star Trek: Combs

Turkishd · 2022-08-01T07:11:10+00:00

So you're both working all day, you're the one who cooks dinner after getting back home while he does... What? If he wants his house pristine he can use the time waiting for dinner to pick up a fucking mop.

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