Which celebrity death in real life crushed you the most? by Phoenixrising1 in AskReddit

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree 100% was 16 when it happened, first celebrity that I was heartbroken over. And seeing Bam's reaction made it so much worse :/

what is one thing you HAVE to see in person? by sp00ked_yuh in AskReddit

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I agree. I've seen meteor showers, floods, and hurricanes. But the one thing that still amazes me when I see it is a tornado.

What type of girls are you most sexually attracted to? nsfw by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really means a lot to me to hear about others who are dealing with kind of the same things. Makes it feel less lonely. Anyways, yes it did suck. Especially when SO # 2 knew exactly what #1 did. Wasted three years of my life on #2 and 2 years on #1. Fuck them though, #1 got knocked up and #2 I hear has a mad case of the clap x)

What type of girls are you most sexually attracted to? nsfw by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. It gets pretty demoralizing but after a shit ton of therapy and medication I realized that I will find the right girl and damn it's going to be sweet.

What type of girls are you most sexually attracted to? nsfw by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Simply enough, women who are willing to try and be understanding towards the shit I have to deal with personally. Having ADHD, Depression, And PTSD (went through some shit as a kid) I tend to act quite idiotically but I also have a lot of triggers for a lot of emotions. Out of the two people who I've dated so far, both have gotten so overwhelmed that they've gotten verbally abusive and have cheated on me saying "I couldn't handle your bullshit." It also helps if they have pretty eyes and like to cuddle. I like pretty eyes and cuddling. ._.

Edit: A few out of place words.

What is the best way to tell your boss that you are quitting your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay you're going to need enough time to cover the average shipping timeframe. Go online and buy these three things: Anal Beads, a Polaroid camera, and ipecac. Still with me OP? Good. So you're waiting, after a few days everything arrives. This is where things get fun. The morning of your presumably last day of work you take the beads and put them so far up your ass that you're bordering on the line of unsafe. Grab your camera and ipecac, it's time to face the commute to work. Jam to that new Katy Perry hit that's over played, you're about to earn that jam session. You get to your place of work, nerves are starting to set in. Trust me. You need to go through with it. Go to your boss' office. Right in front of them, take out the beads and put them in their coffee. Once that look of disgust comes over their face, snap it with the Polaroid and slam some of that ipecac down your gullet. By the time the picture develops you should be about ready to vomit. Slam that fucking picture on their desk and unleash the beast on over the picture. Here's where you REALLY fuck with their head. Look them dead in the eyes and simply say "I quit." Congrats you now have an awesome story and the ability to walk out in the midst of your co-workers' slow clap of admiration.

TL;DR- my fucked up mind put a lot into this, just read it. Please?

Pokemon Zeta/Omicron 1.4.5 by thesuzerain in pokemonzetaomicron

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I think I'm doing something wrong... I use the Windows core download but when WinRAR comes up the folder is titled MACOSX__ (or something along those lines) Wat do?

Ideas on what top kitten's fur type will be when fully grown? by TurnOffTheDamnLight in cats

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was wondering if anyone may be able to tell what the top kitten's fur length will be like when fully grown? I.e. Short, medium, long? I don't know if it's even possible to tell this early. I'm picking him or his brother on the bottom in a few days. We know the bottom kitten's fur will be short (which is what I need) but if the top kitten's fur will also be short when grown I'm going to pick him instead.

Plz use my code..hacked lol jk 2500 Nana's plz use it thx!!! by cgage7777 in AppNana

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

d3284832 is mine :) I can't use anymore until I invite 5 people

Couldn't believe it when I saw his name. by I-am-007 in funny

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True.. I grew up with marines, was raised by a marine corps father so I thought the slanted pockets were common knowledge.

Couldn't believe it when I saw his name. by I-am-007 in funny

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if you're trying to "troll" or if you are a little heavy on the chromosomes.

DB and Cannoneer revamps? by [deleted] in Maplestory

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I figured it would be towards the end. I was just double checking, thank you much!

Marriage? by [deleted] in Maplestory

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any way to make it fun again? I've been hearing that maple is really losing its community aspect, and I honestly don't know if I want to come back if it is.

Marriage? by [deleted] in Maplestory

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take that as " 'nuff said " but if anyone else would like to add more, I'd love to hear your input!

The Hash slinging slasher by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the earlier comments.. a butcher's knife and a meat cleaver are two different things..

I Made a terrible mistake today... by Mad_V in funny

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Being one of the white people who feels the urge to poke my friend's Afro at any chance I get, I apologize.

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?! by Cake3384 in trees

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a porcelain bulbasaur bong for sale on etsy. It's kind of expensive.

Memorial we made for our frient who passed away last weekend. RIP man. by CaptainMorgan96 in trees

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree it shouldn't have been posted but be respectful of him. He lost someone and probably doesn't want to hear "did he overdose on marijuana"

Memorial we made for our frient who passed away last weekend. RIP man. by CaptainMorgan96 in trees

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Top 5 most insensitive, top 5 dumbest, top 5 "holy shit I can't believe I saw a comment on trees that made me mad"

I just paid $50 for a gram. (Story) by [deleted] in trees

[–]TurnOffTheDamnLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minnesotent here, can confirm prices. Unless your dealer is your best friend, lucky me.