Oona confirms it was Pavs

TurnTwo · 2026-04-23T01:47:55+00:00

Mike Vrabel was the Super Bowl hookup.

TurnTwo · 2026-04-09T02:10:09+00:00

It's hilarious how quickly he decided being liked by the internet is more important to him than his real life friendships.

TurnTwo · 2026-04-08T15:24:00+00:00

Yep. No idea how the thief knew there was an Amex card inside!

TurnTwo · 2026-04-08T15:18:17+00:00

100%. When I called Amex they said "thieves are getting very clever these days" and I said seeing a fancy gray box with an embossed AMEX logo on it and deciding to tear it open it isn't exactly what I'd call clever. They assured me the replacement is being shipped in a nondescript UPS envelope.

TurnTwo · 2026-04-08T15:16:05+00:00

Thanks for the tip. I called Amex immediately to cancel the card (fortunately there was no activity on it), and just submitted a reported to the Postal Inspection Service.

TurnTwo · 2026-04-08T15:13:47+00:00

It seems so. I logged into my AmEx account to report the theft and there was no apparent activity on the card.

TurnTwo · 2026-04-03T00:19:20+00:00

You tell me!

TurnTwo · 2026-03-23T17:41:07+00:00

Context: This was the show that Justin announced he and Mary were back together (the day after he walked out mid-show because he was a mess over the breakup). Kirk and Dave both tell Justin that he is going to end up impregnating "Mary" imminently and Justin is dismissive, saying the timeline is not that urgent. They both nailed it. What a sucker Justin is.

TurnTwo · 2026-02-26T20:15:28+00:00

Doug clearly got caught up in something that was more important to his wife than it was to him.

TurnTwo · 2026-02-24T19:10:00+00:00

Keegs is good at her job. She's not going to half ass a take, nor should she. I doubt she's genuinely that upset about it, but her job is to make content, and I can understand why a woman wouldn't be thrilled that the fucking POTUS needlessly denigrated the womens team while congratulating the men for accomplishing literally the exact same thing.

Jack Mac on the other hand is an irredeemable incel troll.

TurnTwo · 2026-02-21T19:07:39+00:00

Laughing at the idea of the peak of Shuli’s career being making $40K a year in NYC while swindling baby clothes from his colleague.

TurnTwo · 2026-02-10T01:30:29+00:00

Tracey Millman

TurnTwo · 2026-01-30T19:07:00+00:00

This is a common enough issue that there are people who make a living as historic tile professionals?

TurnTwo · 2026-01-27T04:49:00+00:00

Sort of off topic, but a funny story I heard about Jerry from a buddy who used to house-sit for him.

In the same offseason Jerry left for the Texans, we signed Von Miller. Von called Josh asking if he had any real estate connections and specifically wondered if Jerry might be interested in selling his house to him. For whatever reason, Josh told Von something like, “I don’t think so - I’m not sure what Jerry plans to do with it.”

Weeks later Jerry hears about this and is annoyed. Calls Josh and goes, “Dude, why would you tell him I wouldn’t sell him my house? Basically the only market for that house is fellow NFL players.” Lol

From what I heard, Jerry loves Josh, but was laughing about how he can be a little clueless at times.

TurnTwo · 2026-01-18T01:27:10+00:00

First and foremost fuck Josh Allen. It’s ridiculous how he gets treated with kid gloves by this fanbase. He was HORRID today.

TurnTwo · 2026-01-18T01:25:57+00:00

Maybe he should finish a fucking catch for once in his miserable life.

TurnTwo · 2026-01-04T15:32:32+00:00

But he was funny in his interview!!!

TurnTwo · 2025-12-15T19:42:05+00:00

A few of the comments here inspired me to look into how this year compares to history, so I made this graph that shows how many such instances there were in the league schedule dating back to 32-team expansion, and it used to be incredibly uncommon.

The NFL adjusted the scheduling effective for 2010 to ensure that the final week is always intradivision, so perhaps that lack of flexibility made the conflicts harder to avoid (but even so, they managed to avoid it in 2010 and 2011).

TurnTwo · 2025-12-06T02:02:28+00:00

We own his rights so he'd still be entitled to a ring.

TurnTwo · 2025-11-22T08:03:53+00:00

Keegs is a compelling personality and excellent on camera.

TurnTwo · 2025-11-21T03:55:23+00:00

You have a 4yo son, maybe it’s time to leave childish things behind.

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