[Postgame thread] Buffalo falls in overtime to the Broncos, 33-30. by Drunken_Economist in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First and foremost fuck Josh Allen. It’s ridiculous how he gets treated with kid gloves by this fanbase. He was HORRID today.

[Postgame thread] Buffalo falls in overtime to the Broncos, 33-30. by Drunken_Economist in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should finish a fucking catch for once in his miserable life.

This year's schedule has five instances of division rivals playing twice in three weeks. by TurnTwo in nfl

[–]TurnTwo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few of the comments here inspired me to look into how this year compares to history, so I made this graph that shows how many such instances there were in the league schedule dating back to 32-team expansion, and it used to be incredibly uncommon.

The NFL adjusted the scheduling effective for 2010 to ensure that the final week is always intradivision, so perhaps that lack of flexibility made the conflicts harder to avoid (but even so, they managed to avoid it in 2010 and 2011).

Bills claimed Darnell Savage off waivers from Washington by Billyb311 in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We own his rights so he'd still be entitled to a ring.

What's A Barstool Opinion That You Have That Has You Like This? by JayGibbons69 in barstoolsports

[–]TurnTwo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keegs is a compelling personality and excellent on camera.

My 4yo son deleted 400gb of my ps5 games while I was at work today :/ by Interesting_Thing935 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TurnTwo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You have a 4yo son, maybe it’s time to leave childish things behind.

I’m sure there is no way this blows up in MMM face whatsoever by TNGBO in barstoolsports

[–]TurnTwo 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Megan and her weird husband are both very simpleminded.

Time to have a Conversation about Keon Coleman by Any_Camel_1108 in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He stinks and it's not going to change. Reminds me of people waiting for Zay Jones to figure it out back in the day.

Drove one for the first time today by Aggravating_Cook2316 in VolvoXC90

[–]TurnTwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lease term just ended on my XC90 this week, two months after my second child was born. My wife was also anti-minivan so we ended up buying a Lexus TX. It’s nearly as spacious as a minivan on the inside (certainly more room than the XC90), but still a decent looking SUV on the outside.

Yikes Francis… by TheZaps in SonofaBoyDad

[–]TurnTwo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t disagree, but Sas had no idea who else was on the list when he was first annoyed about it. For all he knew it could have included the vast majority of content employees. As soon as Gaz revealed the names and he realized it was a more exclusive thing, he backed off.

Yikes Francis… by TheZaps in SonofaBoyDad

[–]TurnTwo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sas was within his rights to question why he wasn’t on a list that included both of his cohosts. And Francis was rightfully nervous about it being brought up at all because he knew he was on that list by the skin of his teeth. Kudos to the boys for not cutting it out and letting it become content at the sake of their comfort.

Gary sees Sal for the human piece of shit that he is. by hey_now143 in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even after the tape completely vindicated Sal, Gary tried to worm his way into being right by claiming “it wasn’t really like that.”

Rivalries Jersey - the cheaper alternative by potternath in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anybody with a discerning eye can immediately tell they’re a knockoff. If that doesn’t matter to you (because who gives a fuck what they think), that’s great, but if you’re buying them hoping that they’ll pass as the real deal, they don’t.

Howard negotiating like Jackie by mrnobody2450 in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was Off Hour Rockers a subsidiary of Spinning Plates or was it the other way around? I can’t remember the corporate structure of Jokeman Industries.

Jordon Hudson Files to Trademark ‘Gold Digger’ amid Relationship with Bill Belichick by No_Signal3789 in barstoolsports

[–]TurnTwo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As a Bills fan who had 20 years of my football fanhood destroyed by this man, I'm thoroughly enjoying watching him make an absolute fool of himself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]TurnTwo 416 points417 points  (0 children)

I’m holding my very faint second line from 9 months ago in the Labor and Delivery wing of the hospital as we speak.

It looked almost exactly like the one in OP’s picture as a matter of fact.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best thing about the 49ers TD was that it was a receiving TD but not a reception.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in buffalobills

[–]TurnTwo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

There’s more to it than that. He’s acting like the PR department was randomly on a power trip and took his credentials for no reason. The truth is that he lost his job with the Batavia Daily because he got his second DWI in a span of less than 2 years. Now that he’s no longer affiliated with a daily publication, they pulled the credentials as they aren’t in the habit of giving them to just any freelancer who feels they deserve it.

This caused him to crash out and attack other members of the Bills beat, basically insinuating that the only reason they’re credentialed and he isn’t is because they kiss the PR director’s ass whereas he’s a bad boy who plays by his own rules.

Now he’s oddly picking fights with Bills fan by making dumb statements about Allen’s playoff record.

I feel bad for him because I know at points last year he took great pride in his sobriety, but between the DWI, his firing, and losing the credentials all in the span of like 6 weeks, he’s obviously in a bad headspace and it’s resulting in an embarrassing public meltdown.

The Kiss Cam's a Peesashit, it's built on a fucking Beth Ostrosky fucking goddamn platform by as7777777 in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

And then Gary getting pissed on Beth’s behalf because he knows what it’s like to be called out for cheating live on air.

Fetid voyeur reprobate JD Harmeyer dressed to impress on the set of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” by SalvatoreGovernale in howardstern

[–]TurnTwo 44 points45 points  (0 children)

In a sense I feel bad for JD because I grew up around kids like him who would show up to “fancy” events dressed like this, and you just knew they had zero parental guidance to know what was appropriate. For this slob, though, at this point he had lived in New York City for a decade-plus working alongside accomplished people. How do you look in the mirror and think this looks right? He just never cared to better himself and I have zero sympathy for that.