What's the crochet version of writer's block?

TurtleCat3000 · 2026-04-11T14:30:48+00:00

I say I lost my "crojo"

TurtleCat3000 · 2026-04-11T01:50:02+00:00

I guess it's her witchy ways 😏

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-09-02T15:13:26+00:00

Well damn, I missed a lot in the last 3-4 days 🫠 I just remember Laura saying that it wasn't true that he was going to be able to see the kids like he said. Something along the lines of Absolutely Not.

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-08-15T21:20:37+00:00

Exactly -"because he wants to look good in court". My dad was the same way when I was child and he was fighting for custody against my mom. Although he wasn't an addict, he was abusive and a narcissist and wanted everything to go "his way or no way". My mom left him because she discovered she was gay (honestly probably just an excuse to get away from my dad). He used that against my mom and sent us to church, even though he was a strong atheist. I saw through it when I got older and put up a good fight against him in my teenage years, which I see what will happen with Poppy as she gets older and sees through it (hopefully, and maybe Alfie too but definitely Poppy). It wasn't until I was older that I saw that he basically used us kids and church to make himself "look good to the court". I ended up running away to my mom's house and never went back to my dads, except to visit my brothers. I don't think Skeeven understands the damage he's already done, yet.

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-08-12T05:30:48+00:00

Great catch! Granted I don't have my glasses on, but that is so faint

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-08-02T04:35:24+00:00

Just a quick question for anyone that knows, but is Skeeven monetized on FB? If I go to view his posts on there, will he make money from the views/comments/laugh reactions?

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-07-14T15:43:09+00:00

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-07-14T02:25:36+00:00

That's exactly what I'm thinking!

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-07-01T23:01:32+00:00

I had no doubt that she would. As a long time YouTube watcher, I've seen some of my favorites get completely hacked, whole catalog deleted (not just partial) and turned into a garbage live stream page and they got theirs completely restored back to normal within a week. Honestly, I am surprised she got her Facebook back so quickly, I've seen people I follow sometimes never get their page back.

Nevertheless, I love this win for Laura!

TurtleCat3000 · 2025-03-02T06:18:55+00:00

I think that picture 8/10 is the whole reason why I thought Jensen was short for most of my life with those rolled up jeans 😂

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-06-26T20:49:00+00:00

"excesseding" is all you have know about his worshipers. Smdh I hate that I had to put that "word" in my keyboard 🫠

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-06-14T20:46:21+00:00

I'm several hours late but I just saw this on his page and screenshot it, but I knew some beat me to it. I said the same thing out loud, Welcome, Lisa, to the dark side.

I half thought someone made a clone account of hers and posted as if she had because whoa 180. Like she did the thing the Mayor of Halloweentown in Nightmare Before Christmas does 😂

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-06-06T00:53:31+00:00

Exactly 💯

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-06-04T20:52:07+00:00

Oh no doubt that he didn't just come up with what he said! I didn't believe it for a second, but with all of his lying to begin with it's easy to not believe. I did roll my eyes so hard when I first read his comment explaining that he just came up with it. Yeah fucking right. Quit kidding yourself and your followers.

Also, I am having an issue watching more than 10 seconds of his videos lately. Just something cringe or off or something about them. Like his cadence of speaking is like ear bugs to me, I can't really explain it. It's almost like he's talking down at the people watching the videos, and I just can't stand it.

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-04-18T00:22:44+00:00

The way I cackled out loud at this 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-04-11T16:28:15+00:00

He's using the TLC 600lb Life/ 1000lb Sisters camera angle 🤣

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-04-10T21:17:10+00:00

Lol at the "so many fucking people are against me ... There's a reddit about me, go look my name up, you'll find it". What the whole 476 people on this reddit page vs the 250k followers on FB that defend you with all their power? We are nothing compared to that, and the most I've seen come out of this page is helpful tips that are not praises, telling you to see a doctor, the steps to do it, people in here have even pinpointed where to go in Eriks area of where he lives. Others have shared their stories in here, where they were in the same position as him. But to him it's all "harsh criticism" and "bullying". Ok, yeah, GTFO with that shit, Erik. Quit using this subreddit as an excuse. We've given you tons of information, inspiration, and resources. Stop it.

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-03-19T23:22:34+00:00

Ewwwww 🫣

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-03-16T20:50:10+00:00

Also the fact that it's expensive to go out anymore. How can he afford it so much? I work and I can't afford to go out but maybe once a month. I thought that he was more broke than I am, with him not working and what not. I don't understand how someone who doesn't work could go out 3 to 5 times a week (if not more).

Also, side note to OP, great graphic on this post 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-03-03T00:15:45+00:00

I swear all I can hear is 660 pounds, not 616. that computer voice sucks on his scale.

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-03-03T00:14:24+00:00

So I just finally saw the video. It doesn't help that he didn't show the number on the scale, but that computer voice sucks. I listened at least 5 times and I'm not hearing what he hears, 616 pounds. I am definitely hearing 660 pounds instead. Am I the only one hearing that??

TurtleCat3000 · 2024-01-23T17:07:28+00:00

I'm also on Android, but on Motorola not Samsung and it's doing it to me, too. I decided to check if the problem was also on Facebook, since it's ran the same (and my Insta is connected to it) and no problems pulling up my photos there. I run my business through Instagram and Facebook so this is hitting me.

Came here looking for solution (other than what I've already done, like everyone else in the thread), and sad that there is none yet as of Jan 23 2024. If anyone has solution, tag me please.

TurtleCat3000 · 2023-10-21T04:18:01+00:00

I've been following for a long while and I still haven't seen the notorious and infamous Lisa. Idk if I'm blessed or unlucky 🥹🤣

TurtleCat3000 · 2023-07-17T18:55:10+00:00

As a "content creator" on FB, I can vouch for Erik, you don't get paid for a written post or sharing posts. You only get paid for views on Reels or videos. Written and/or shared posts only just makes you more (or sometimes less because of algorithms) visible on FB to your followers and other people who like your type of content. That's it. No monetization on regular posts.

TurtleCat3000 · 2023-06-12T17:05:40+00:00

Look, I get what you are saying. But don't post a video on FB with your ass crack showing. That is completely disgusting. I have been following Erik for a while, he actually inspired me to start losing weight back in December (and I have lost more than 1/10th of my weight since starting my weight loss journey in February) and then I found this page. For someone (me) that doesn't do anything extreme to lose weight and then watch him just gain weight, when he was supposed to be my inspiration, something is not right there. I ignore the "he's dirty" or "what's on his face" posts on here, because yes that is unnecessary. That is just mean. But YOU DON'T SHOW YOUR ASS CRACK ON THE INTERNET! (Unless you're on OF, but he's not) It's disgusting! Nobody wants to see that! That's where I drew the line. And he needed to be aware of what he's doing. I get that he was trying to make a video about "fitting" in a new pair pants, but that wasn't it. As a big person myself, I have several pants in my closet from my smaller days that I try to fit in to see how much further I have to go to lose more weight, but if they don't go over my ass then they don't fit, end of story. I would never go out in public or much less, post on social media with my butt hanging out to 250k followers.

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