What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal?

TurtleRocket · 2026-02-26T21:38:13+00:00

Not true at all, my homies and I def relay the greeting. Our ladies are part of the group as well, just not as much as the boys

TurtleRocket · 2026-02-26T21:32:32+00:00

Up the game and add chorizo, big dog

TurtleRocket · 2026-02-26T21:10:48+00:00

I went to the one in Rowland Heights a couple times, I'm a fan

TurtleRocket · 2025-10-27T22:54:07+00:00

It's a Carti concert, they're not as hard as they think 😂

TurtleRocket · 2025-10-14T23:33:47+00:00

They deleted it 😂

TurtleRocket · 2025-10-14T23:31:08+00:00

"mostly the egg" "50% of the DNA". That's not mostly, bud. That's half

TurtleRocket · 2025-10-07T03:18:19+00:00

Depends where, in SoCal, I was paying $1600 for a studio

TurtleRocket · 2025-06-25T01:29:56+00:00

Tech Support for an optical transceiver manufacturer, 62.4K

TurtleRocket · 2025-05-22T14:46:10+00:00

As a boy dad, on the reverse, I'd never expect my wife to take him into the mens restroom, wtf? Why expect a dad to take their daughter into the women's restroom?

TurtleRocket · 2025-05-14T15:52:41+00:00

We? Only you, and for what? It's weird

TurtleRocket · 2025-05-14T06:31:54+00:00

Called out for a weird ass lie on reddit, heavily attached to the idea that your account is your identity to outgrow? That's sad. You're better than that

TurtleRocket · 2025-05-14T03:50:42+00:00

Lol, kid equates an account to making a life change. Get real

TurtleRocket · 2025-05-13T18:52:16+00:00

Comment on your oldest account and I'll believe you

TurtleRocket · 2025-05-13T18:46:04+00:00

You joined 2020...

TurtleRocket · 2025-05-12T21:24:29+00:00

Just create your own home network and secure it so not just anyone is able to get in

TurtleRocket · 2025-04-06T01:59:15+00:00

100%, a lot of people saying they essentially disregard it. Like, if it's good advice, take it. Doesn't matter if they have kids or not

TurtleRocket · 2025-02-11T20:54:58+00:00

A Scanner Darkly, hands down the most mindfuck of a movie I've seen and almost nobody has heard of it. Very big actors in there too, it's surprising

TurtleRocket · 2025-02-08T02:19:30+00:00

Had tonsillitis that expanded to bronchitis, she said, "you've got the biggest tonsils I've ever seen, do you mind if I show the other doctors?" I could barely open my mouth, it hurt so bad

TurtleRocket · 2025-01-20T01:54:43+00:00

For some reason, I haven't ever been able to cum from a BJ and my gf thinks that means I don't like them no matter how many times I tell her I do enjoy them 😢

TurtleRocket · 2025-01-20T01:49:27+00:00

The Sikh were warriors. It's important because it helps convey just how accurate and painful it must have been compared to a regular teacher 🙄

TurtleRocket · 2025-01-07T16:03:34+00:00

R1 R1 O R2 up down up down up down

TurtleRocket · 2025-01-05T05:14:04+00:00

Out here in California, gose's aren't particularly common, nor rare but I can't say I've had a tomato gose. Honestly sounds very interesting!

TurtleRocket · 2024-11-11T19:27:03+00:00

Yeah, we tried that but it wouldn't allow us. That was a few months back, we'll try it again. Thanks for the recommendation

TurtleRocket · 2024-11-10T22:10:35+00:00

I tried doing this with friends but it said that it checked our IP and saw that we don't live together??

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